I swear, the best shows on TV never last as long as they should. Ever.

Steve Carell of The Office kinda confirms that this upcoming season will be his last on the show. His contract expires at the end of the season and Carell stated that it’s “probably going to be” his “last year.”

Carell’s plans to leave the show will probably devastate the show’s following. Dwight is a pretty cool character that’s been a super big part of the show, but who the hell is Dwight without Michael Scott?

I wonder if they’ll even keep the show running if Carell officially decides to bail.

I’m bummed.

Jaysus, it seems like it was just yesterday that Jon and Kate were wedded in marital bliss, collectively caring for their litter of kids. Or, no, at the very least, it seems like yesterday that Kate was kicked off of Dancing With the Stars (probably because it really hasn’t been that long at all) and now she’s moving in mega gear and getting amped — and photographed — for her latest television reality exploitation of her children excursion: TLC’s Twist of Kate.

Kate was photographed late yesterday afternoon while the filming of her latest and greatest show commenced. Gosselin was pictured — sans children, naturally — running some errands. And it must have been super-important, because otherwise the film crews probably wouldn’t be wasting their time documenting it, am I right?

But Kate, man, she looks bummed. Is it because she’s back in Pennsylvania? Could it be that she’s craving the life in Hollywood? Is she kicking around the dirty streets wondering what all went wrong to land her ass back in the Keystone State? She’s making eye contact with all of the locals thinking, “I hate you people. You fucking suck. You’re not worth the soles of my shoes or the dancing partner whose manhood was smushed into the ground beneath them.”

But it’s alright, Kate. I’ve been there.  Like, literally.  I grew up not too far from where you roam and I can vouch, it is a fucking hellhole. But hell … you have your kids to worry about. I mean, damn, I know it’s not a lot, but they must love you, right? … They did, uh, remember you, didn’t they?

But whatever, I can so tell this show’s going to make it, kid … and not only make it, man, but be completely fucking amazing.

After allegations emerged that Tito Ortiz roughed Jenna Jameson up over some kind of “hurt feelings” thing, Ortiz denied the occurrence ever happened and claimed Jameson hurt herself while in a drug-induced panic.

However, reps for Jameson have come forward to claim that the former porn star was drug tested a day after the incident occurred between Jameson and Tito and all results (including those for oxycodone, cocaine, marijuana and meth) came up … you guessed it, negative.

Wonder what this says about the state of the couple’s union.  Or worse, for Ortiz.

In light of recent events Lindsay’s father putting his daughter on blast — again — Lindsay Lohan felt the need to clear the air by phoning into a LA radio station. You can listen to the audio bit here … as you just picture her stubby, dirty little fingers working a cigarette and imagine as her over-injected upper lip curls over her too-red gums while she discusses things of, uh, “distaste.”

On the tabloid and paparazzi attention:
“I don’t really pay attention to it, it’s nonsense.”
“I don’t know why I’m such a target but I think there’s a big misconception of who I am as a person. It’s a very build you up to take you down industry.”

On recent work and projects:
“I’m working hard, I’m doing my clothing line, I’m starting a movie soon, I’m producing some shows, I’ve been working a lot.”

On allegations that she parties too much:
“It’s not a crime to go and have fun with your friends. I actually haven’t been out in over a week.”

“Aside from the father drama, which is just nuts, I’m a nice person, I work hard, I just really love entertaining people and this is what I came into this business for. Not in terms of the tabloids lying about how I’m entertaining them, but you know, I kind of let it roll off my back at this point. I’m pretty numb to it.”

On accusations that she’s a bad influence on her 16 year old sister Ali Lohan:
“My sister is fine and she is in school.”

On what her father Michael Lohan has said in the press about her:
“I think some of it is just foul…some of the things that get said especially from my dad. No one should ever have to worry about their father saying that publicly about them. It distracts from the work that I’m doing and it only builds negative press and that’s why it really hurts me. My mom is an amazing woman and she’s been put through hell by him, so anything he says about her is completely false.”

Final words:
“I’ve been through a lot and everyone goes through a lot in their life, but that’s what life is, nobody’s perfect.”

So, wait.  Let me get this straight.  … Lindsay has friends?

The folks behind some of the most groundbreaking animation of all time, Disney and Pixar, are utilizing another up-and-coming technology: “viral video”. These faux-commericals for Lots-O’-Huggin’ bear have turned up online and it turns out that they’re actually something put together by the people at Disney and Pixar to promote a new character in Toy Story 3.

The bear itself is actually pretty cute and the bunk VHS-to-digital quality of these clips adds a level of authenticity that makes me wonder what other stunts these cats are gonna pull to promote this new flick.

In terms of animated sequels, you’ll catch me at Shrek 3 over Toy Story 3 any day of the week. Are you looking forward to checking out what’s up with Buzz and Woody?

Let’s talk hair, shall we? Ever since Amy Winehouse came on the scene a few years ago, I have been loving the idea of a beehive hairstyle. Amy’s look is a little bit too “unbeweavable” for my taste, but the beehives I’ve seen recently (like the one on J.Lo in these photos) are much more my speed. Last night I was out at a show in LA and I stopped a girl to ask her about her beehive ‘do. Her trick for getting all that volume? Homegirl had a sponge bobby pinned to her head that she wrapped her hair around. Innovative, inexpensive and pretty easy to do even if you’re kind of a hair klutz like myself.

What do you guys think of this style? I am loving the updated, modern and messy look J.Lo has going, but I’m sure it’s a bit much for many’s tastes…