Quentin Tarantino loves his little pet projects, doesn’t he? He made John Travolta relevant again when he put him in Pulp Fiction and now he’s reportedly trying to do the same thing with Lindsay Lohan. A source close to Quentin said that he has his eye on the unemployable actress for some time now and is convinced that he has the perfect role for her in an upcoming project.

The source told Absolute Now, ”Lindsay is just the kind of character Quentin loves. No-one expects her to do anything significant on film ever again but he has at least one role he feels she would be perfect for. It’s a shocking, hardcore character but it will put her back on the map…”

Shocking and hardcore may be the last thing that we need to see from ol’ Linds these days (I’d like to see her play a nun. That’d be acting), but I’d love to see her working with QT. There’s no denying that the man’s a genius and whatever he winds up doing with her is sure to be a positive move for her career.

Don’t fuck it up, Lindsay!

Corey Feldman may be down one BFF, but that doesn’t mean he’s going to stay at home and cry about it. Just yesterday Corey was out in West Hollywood at Millions of Milkshakes (ugh), where he created his signature shake, posed for the paps, and hung out with a boy in a wheelchair who was holding a very racy looking magazine in his lap. Yes, it seems that life for Corey will go on just about the same without the other Cory, if you can believe it.

P.S. This guy is like, so desperate that it hurts to look at him.

Tila Tequila has run out of ways to prove to all of us that she’s certifiably mental and now she’s resorting to the same tactics teenagers use to get attention from their parents: Shoplifting. Or “shoplifting”, as the entire thing was put on for the low-quality cameras that were following her.

If you read Tila’s account on her blog without watching the video (sorry, no embeds), you’d think that the girl spent a night in jail or something:

I GOT CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING TODAY!!!!! FUUUUCK!!!

I lost my wallet while working all day today and was SO HUNGRY so I was at the CVS store and figured I would just steal some bubble gum and chips and not get caught, but unfortunately the security guard caught me shoplifting!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! U GOTTA see what my excuse was when he caught me stealing. Damn! Now I got a court case on my ass! Ohh now I can certify myself a REAL GANGSTA! LOLOLOL jk kids…DO NOT SHOPLIFT! IT IS WRONG! (Unless u out of money! LMAO) Check out the video!

Damn. Justin Bieber is stealing hearts all over the world. You know, in addition to my vagina. Because we have sex all the time. Me and Justin Bieber. We do it. Constantly. He’s like, addicted to me. At first I was like, “Damn, I can’t believe that you like me, Bieber”, but then I realized that I have so many things to offer him that your average 15 year old ho can’t.  ANYWAY! My fuck buddy’s performing on Saturday Night Live tonight.

Honestly, I have no idea what this kid does except he’s 1) a YouTube star of some sort, 2) the tweens are all about him, 3) he’s got mad shaggy hair. Check out his promo for SNL with tonight’s host Tina Fey. I’ll be tuning in just to find out exactly what this boy is all about. You know, outside of the bedroom.

Michael J. Fox has a memoir pending to be released by the name of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Future and just judging by the title, I think this is going to be a pretty good read.

Fox speaks out about his disease, his diagnosis and how it’s affected his life on various levels:

Michael J. Fox says that being diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease was the best thing that ever happened to him.

That’s the stunning admission the beloved actor makes in his upcoming book, “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Future…” according to a publishing source. The book is being released by Hyperion this month.

Before being stricken with Parkinson’s in 1991, Michael says he was a “schmuck” who drank too much and cruised through life in the fast lane.

The dreaded Parkinson’s diagnosis shortly after his father’s death sent him into a downward spiral of depression, he reveals in the book.

For a while, Michael drank and took his medications at the same time, trying to mask his pain. But eventually, the boozing isolated him from his wife Tracy and their four children, leaving him feeling even more hopeless.

He drank so much, he started experiencing toxic side effects, he reveals.

After hitting rock bottom, Michael realized he wasn’t going to die soon. He says he was forced to be a better person, and credits the disease with turning his life around.

In the book, Michael, 48, points out that he’s not the eternal optimist people often believe him to be.

He views himself as a realist, saying that while life delivered him a catastrophe, the disease brought him a richer life.

Michael, you’ve come from the generation of Michael Jackson, Corey Haim, Gary Coleman and more, so, yes … I’d say you’ve turned out much better than most — and best of all?  You’re still apparently a pretty wonderful guy, too.

It’s the Crypt-Keeper! … No, it’s Leslie Nielsen! No …

Fuck, it’s Tori Spelling!

Damn, girlfriend, eat a sandwich!

RadarOnline has secured one of the latest photos of the formerly-svelte 90210 star, Tori Spelling, out and about in LA recently with her daughter. Although plenty of rumors are in blowing in the wind that Spelling is suffering from an eating disorder, she laughs it off by saying that she’s finally “healthy.”

Eating disorders are no joke, man, and if Tori doesn’t pick up some good, old-fashioned greasy diner food soon, she’s not going to be around much longer for those precious babies of hers.

Check out poor Tori’s dwindling figure in the gallery below, and while you’re at it, eat a tub of butter for her, too.

Image courtesy of RadarOnline.com