The real Jesse James continued to be unmasked today when it was revealed that the man who cheated on America’s sweetheart with troubled gutter rats and posed for photos with Nazi paraphernalia also hates homosexuals. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if Jesse James raised snow leopards in his garage just to murder them and throw their bodies in his dumpster without even skinning them for their rare and beautiful fur, so I’m going to file this one under “No Duh”, unfortunately.

This information is coming from two former employees of Jesse’s, who say that in addition to regularly saying “faggot” and showing great disdain for the gay community, he also sent this whopper of an email to the two of them after they were fired:

Now you guys will be able to Suck each others D***s without anyone giving you a hard time for it!

That’s right!…my place is ‘f***ed up’..and the Two most ‘f***ed up’ things about my place are gone now!…..Don’t worry though you 2 f***ots will be fine!

Maybe Just Maybe? If you suck his d**k real hard he might even put you guys on TV!…….

OK, what does any of that even mean? It reads like an obnoxious 12-year old is trying out all their new swear words for the first time on paper. Again, not that that’s particularly surprising.

What’s next for this guy? What’s going to happen to his business? Tiger’s brand has collapsed since his scandal broke, and compared to Jesse, Tiger’s on some Fitzwilliam Darcy shit. Dude’s gonna be broke, you know that his Jew and gay-hating ways are going to close every door in Hollywood for good. Shoot. Maybe he should try and reconcile with Bombshell, you know?

My BFF Edward was in Palm Springs all weekend for a huge gay event, The White Party. He was telling me all about it last night and he mentioned that one of the guys he was rolling with the weekend was using Grindr all weekend to meet and hook up with dudes. Basically, you check in with your phone to your location and you can see people who also have Grindr within a 10 mile radius. You can chat until you meet up, and then… ya know. Whatever. Personally we were both a little grossed out by it because that just ain’t really our style, but hey! It could work for some people… Like George Michael?

According to The Hamface, George used the app to get play from random hotties while he was in Australia recently, and his username (on his profile pic above) shows his commitment to scoring whenever and however. It was reported last month that the singer engaged in at least a couple make out sessions while down under. Damn! Technology’s out of control! Do you, George Michael! Do you.

Would you use a site like this to get some on the go?

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With The Meatball suing her for primary custody of their eight kids, Kate Gosselin has once again found herself defending her parenting ability. The jazzy mom hit up the Today Show this morning to talk with mah gurl Meredith Vieira about why she’s actually the one who’s doing everything she can to support the fam:

“I’ve got to work harder now than ever because I am a single mom. In my heart I’m always in my kitchen, baking and cooking for my kids, and I’ll always be there. It’s a struggle to be here [in New York], to be anywhere. The emotion that you see is because I would rather be at home with them. I have to work. I have to provide for them. And it’s a struggle that every working mom, especially single moms, go through, and I’m really feeling it now, and it’s really hard. If I had 24 hours a day seven days a week with eight kids, it wouldn’t be enough time in my book. So, to minus out the working days is really hard. But I make the most of every minute I have with them … When I’m home, we make those little spots of time really big in our memories.”

OK, so bear with me: I think that she’s not wrong. Yes, she spends the majority of her time right now across the country from her kids while she’s filming a reality show. And yes, she has many luxuries that most single mom’s don’t.  And sure, if she “really really wanted to” she could go get a job at WalMart or some receptionist gig or whatever would be more low-profile. But that’s not where her life’s at. She’s living a celebrity life right now and she’d be a fool not to cash in on that. If her broke-ass husband is never going to get his shit together (and you know that’s true), then she better be making stacks right now. She has eight kids to put though therapy AND college.

My instinct is to bash the woman because only a thickheaded monster would have ever put themselves in this position in the first place, but at the same time, it seems like she’s making attempting to make the best of what is probably a gross life to live. Jon’s just a hater, you know?

Looks like Sarah Jessica Parker’s in trouble … for absconding with Madonna’s guns.

SJP was photographed earlier this week hanging out with one of her twin baby daughters and son, but I was too blinded by the children’s beauty to see the forest for the trees.

Parker’s been looking all ripped up for a few years now, but I’m thinking lately she’s rivaling the sinewy, veiny, transparent-skinned Madonna with those crazy massive biceps.

So … who would win in a fight to the finish? Sarah Jessica Parker or Madonna?

Since Jim Carrey and ex-girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy, announced that they were calling it quits on their relationship earlier last week, Carrey’s been a little, oh, “off the mark,” shall we say.

Carrey said what everyone else was definitely thinking blasted Elin Nordegren recently about “being in on the affairs” for money or some other notoriety-ridden agenda and since then, old Jimmy boy’s been spiraling off to a pit of Amy Winehouse-like craziness.

“Insiders” are concerned about Carrey’s behavior, especially since he’s continuously firing off Tweets similar to this one:

RT Breaking News!Jim Carrey’s ambassador to the world,is dead!He is survived by me,the actual Jim Carrey,who has opinions about stuff.—>
…I am grateful for my avatar’s many yrs of dedicated service, but nowone has ever won the Tour De France while peddling. —->
…so I killed him,I do not plan 2 bow to expectations or to be confined by the fear of losing altitude in the ‘statusphere’! (my word)—->
…I have freed Truman,at long last!I am now free 2 be my whole self,which includes a somewhat contemplative nature,a yen 4 sociology—>
..and a joyfully disarming(with a hacksaw if necessary)sense of humor.I promise 2 reflect all that I’m seeing,hearing,feeling,sensing—>
…and being fed by the media.I was almost out of Tiger untill E.T Supersized me!But I will wear cool shades and get my lips injected! p^m
word missing earlier. ‘Nowone has ever won the Tour De France by ‘back’ peddling. GET IT?! IT IS BETTER WITH THAT! HA HA! Sleeeeep! |^•zzz
Some folks out there are worried that I stay up too late but their fundamental mistake is in assuming that I haven’t moved to Fiji! |^•snore

Yeah, and I’m having a hard enough time reading it, let along deciphering it. Poor Jim. Looks like he’s going all Me, Myself & Irene, just without the super-awesome, porno-esque, crazy-triggering music.

Remember Ashley Dupre? Eliot Spitzer’s “Kristen?”

Well, after taking a much-deserved break from the madamry, Dupre signed on with the New York Post to tackle an advice column. I don’t know how it went for her, but I’m assuming she’s still doling out sex and relationship advice over there. Generally I don’t take relationship advice from someone who’s slept with random men off the street for cash, but whatevs. Gotta do what you gotta do, am I right?

Evidently, Dupre’s cash cow took to being milked by someone else or something, because now girlfriend’s posing for Playboy magazine.

Dupre was evidently May 2010′s centerfold (and cover model) and claimed that she “enjoyed it very much”:

“I had a lot of fun doing these pictures. You’re naked and you’re in front of a bunch of guys – good-looking guys, too, manly men.”

No word if Dupre paid Playboy for the shoot or if the magazine compensated her with those good-looking “manly men.”