Hewitt was photographed yesterday at a lunch outing with her mother at an El Torito restaurant in SoCal.

She’s obviously played it low-key in her choice of clothing — no grandma-style muumuus or Golden Girls knit afghan rip-offs. I’d say ’twas a good, good day for Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Sooo … why the long face, Jen? Are you regretting your split with Jamie Kennedy already? Oh, wait, no … You’ve already been linked with John Asher. Is it that? Did you guys have an epic falling out already? Did he run screaming back to his ex, Jenny McCarthy, or something? Did Cupid finally get sick of your shit and sue your ass for plagiarism? Tell me, girl, what is it?

And not because the height of his rap career was in the early 00′s, either.

The rapper/actor claims that he’s having a hard time in Hollywood securing the jobs that he wants because of his myriad tattoos. He’s gone as far as to having some of them removed. His aim is to remove all of his arm tattoos (which is a lot), but claims that he’s going to keep the ones on his back.

I think that’s a pretty big-boy move. I’ve got a few tattoos, myself, and I’m definitely a proponent of being content with my body art and putting thumb-to-nose over people who judge me by them, but then again, I work from home. I don’t have to worry about being passed over for jobs because some of my tattoos are visible.

What do you guys think, is 50 selling out to The Man or is he becoming a forward-thinking man that’s got his eye on the prize?

Yeah, it’s definitely ten years later and the dude’s up to the same old shit.

Farrell got into it on the streets of London last night. He and some guy didn’t see eye to eye during some Dancing on Ice after-party and it came to blows out in the street during the wee hours of the morning.

Farrell’s had a long history of outlandish behavior aside from his love of physical altercations: he famously dated Britney Spears prior to her downward spiral, made a sex tape with Playboy‘s Nicole Narain and propositioned a 70 year-old woman for “no strings attached” sex.

Poor, cantankerous Colin. I guess I’d have all sorts of repressed anger, too, if I starred in Phone Booth. And that Miami Vice reboot.

Too bad it’s not him. TMZ has received official word from Farrell’s rep that he’s touring LA these days. You know, though, it’s not such a bad thing to have two Colin Farrells running around.

Although Jesse James has claimed again and again that he’s not a Nazi-lovin’ white supremacist, his peers are inadvertently proving otherwise.

Sources at Radar Online claim that James brought some unsavory pals to Bullock’s Austin-based restaurant, and by “unsavory,” I mean they were tattooed to the hilt — with swastikas and other white supremacist propaganda.

A former employee at the restaurant Bullock owned states:

“Every once in a while when he would have all of his friends in, I definitely noticed more than one swastika tattoo on some biker guys’ hands … I just saw a couple on a couple of hands. I’m not really looking at the stuff on their necks or what’s poking out of their sleeves, so the only things I saw where [sic] the things that I was already looking at when I was filling their glass so I noticed what they had on their hand.”

The employee — who’s probably on some kind of White Power-agenda hit list, now — states that James himself never spoke more than a few words “and sentences in a row.”

Psst … It’s probably because he’s not intelligent enough to string coherent words and phrases into uber-intellectual conversation about, you know, like the weather or whatever.

I know you shouldn’t judge people by their friends, but you generally don’t hang out with, like, the Crips or the Italian Mafia if you’re not a member yourself — or at the very least, share some of the fundamental similarities with them.

Whatever, Jesse.  You’re an ass.

She’s totally just as obnoxious and her spelling and grammar are just as bad, but she is a sight better to look at than that shameless ham-faced … whatever, so I guess she’s got a tiny little leg-up on the competition. Kind of like she’s got that one leg up on everyone everything else, you know?

Tila’s gearing up for her newest business endeavor: the launch of her new gossip site, TilaTequilaOMG.com.  Why, you might ask?  It’s for attention.   Oh, right, and to “dethrone Perez Hilton.” About that, Tila says:

“Everybody knows I dubbed him ‘Piggy Perez’ … All my friends say, ‘we can’t wait for your site, you’re going to beat Piggy Perez’.”

Dude, I am so going to have to add this to my RSS feed — you know, if it even happens to pan out. Like unborn babies.

Adam Lambert, photographed at the 21st annual GLAAD Media Awards in LA, is looking fabulous. Lambert was on-hand at the awards show as both performer and nominee for Outstanding Music Artist.

You know, when he was a contestant on American Idol, I didn’t really dig him a whole lot. The persona, the clothing, the hair … But now? Criminy. It’s safe to say that the dude’s grown on me.

Like a fine wine, Lambert only gets better each and every year.

Thoughts?