The song’s called “Dramatic” and while I’m generally a Brit fan, it’s understandable why this song didn’t make it to the 2007-released Blackout album. I think Blackout was, by far and to date, Britney’s best compilation. This might have worked well as a “secret song” on the Baby One More Time album, but as far as I’m concerned it had no place on Blackout.
In what, dog years? I wouldn’t have put it past her to be late twenties, early thirties, easily. Damn, does she look fab.
Garner turned 38 this past weekend and celebrated with her daughter, Violet, on Friday afternoon. The star took time out of her busy schedule to sit for a pedicure with her four year-old daughter. On Saturday, the Garn hosted a party in the home she shares with Ben Affleck. It was said that her long-time friends, Reese Witherspoon, Tobey Maguire, Jimmy Kimmel, Molly Sims and Jason Bateman joined her for her birthday celebration.
No word on if Affleck was in attendance. No news I’ve seen claims that he specifically wasn’t, but no one has confirmed that he definitely was, either. Douche probably locked himself in the gardener’s shed with a bottle of Jim Beam while watching The Wedding Planner, Gigli and Enough.
And how about those crazy implants? Definitely give girlfriend’s figure quite a boost, yeah?
Winehouse and on-again, off-again, jail-again boyfriend-fiance-husband Blake Fielder Civil were spotted out in London’s Soho district last night, tripping the lights fantastic. Or maybe just tripping. Or tweaking.
The couple was visiting a “friend” at a local jazz club, Jazz After Dark, an artist who was “painting pictures” for Amy Winehouse.
It’s totally refreshing to see these two out and about in public, not ashamed of their love for one another, proving all of us haters wrong and staying un-bloodied and moderately sober for an entire night. Good on you, kids. Good. on. you.
Michelle “Bombshell” McGee and Jamie Jungers are the mistresses of Jesse James and Tiger Woods. Respectively. The dynamic duo (McGee and Jungers, that is; not James and Woods, although that would be some fucking funny shit) has received an offer to star in Celebrity Cheaters, which was created by Bobby Goldstein. Goldstein was also behind the creation of the original Cheaters.
The show, obviously, is designed to set up celebrity cheaters and catch them in their throw-all-caution-to-the-wind womanizing ways.
I think this is brilliant. I think there’s actually a huge market for this, especially in Hollywood nowadays. My only concerns? One, that people are going to recognize — at least — McGee. She’s got kind of a, uh, “unique” look to her. Two, that no one’s going to want Jesse or Tiger’s sloppy, homewreckin’ seconds and it’s going to deter them from getting caught, since I’m assuming that these gentlemen will have to get up close and personal with either Jungers or McGee.
The girls were approached by Goldstein and reps for the show’s creator have confirmed that the girls have signed on, though nothing has been formally finalized.
And definitely amateur. Didn’t anyone tell her that you’re supposed to lip sync when you’re on shows like this if you’re more of a “dancer” than a “singer,” anyway? Guess not.
Even celebrity guest Ryan “Where’d-My-Career-Get-To” Phillippe is like, “Jaysus, I have to share the stage with … this?”
The popstar performed her song, “Tik Tok” early in the night — before, uh, getting wasted or whatever — and later took to the stage to screech perform 9th grade anthem, “Your Love is My Drug.” She looks good, from what I can see of her face and bod, but she’s trying way too dang hard to be a Lady Gaga/Madonna hybrid. It kind of borders on manically contrived. Especially in the second video, below.
I don’t think he can blame faulty financial advice on this one, either.
Cage, who is in the midst of a legal battle with a “disgraced” financial advisor for misappropriation of funds or just shit advice, is no stranger to money woes. He’s also had a few houses that have gone into foreclosure. Earlier last year, it was rumored that the lavish-lifestyle star owed around 6 mil in back taxes to the government, but all of these problems didn’t deter him from investing in yet another piece of property: his final resting place.
I dig the fact that he’s planning ahead — who knows what kind of money the guy’s going to have when he does bite the big one and no family wants to be strapped with the staggering costs of burial nowadays — but he’s once again overspent his celebrity allowance on a first-class burial site. Complete with a marble pyramid to house his remains after he dies.
TMZ has an exclusive photo of Cage’s latest real estate venture, which is located in New Orleans, Louisiana.
I think I’m going to watch National Treasure tonight. I’ve just been inspired.
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