The newly-married Isla Fisher (she pledged life-long allegiance to Borat Sacha Baron Cohen, remember?) is officially on the rounds for Bump Watch 2010.

The Oman-born Fisher gave birth to the couple’s first child, Olive, who was born in LA in 2007. Sacha and Isla were married after eight years of dating just last month. This will be the second child for both parents.

Yeah, and each and every time I see this lovely woman, I will think Wedding Crashers. She was fucking epic in her role as Gloria and I’ll never look at her face again without thinking, “Stage 5 Clinger.”

Isla’s spokesperson currently has no comment on the status of the star’s uterus. So … If congrats are in order, well … Congrats! If not, damn, Isla, you should get a better wardrobe stylist, girl.

Video is probably NSFW.

Wedding Crashers Bathroom Scene – Watch the top videos of the week here

File this one under “toolbox.”

Adrian Grenier was spotted out with his, uh,  ”entourage” earlier this past week taking his unnecessary ego to the streets. According to the NY Daily News, Grenier and company entered nightclub Amnesia and immediately started hitting on some honeys in the most pathetic way of all:

“They put their arms around each of the women and suavely said: ‘Hey baby, this is what it’s like to be famous’ ” a partygoer tells us. “Then they laughed in the girls’ faces and walked off.”

Have no fear: the ladies in question laughed it off and chalked it up to obnoxiousness. It’s not like they knew who he was anyway.

Uh, gross.

April 20th is a pretty sad day for a lot of people. It’s Hitler’s birthday and the anniversary of the Columbine massacre, you know? But for everyone else who doesn’t think of one of those two things when they think of April 20th, this is their Christmas. It’s the ultimate stoner holiday. The point is simply to celebrate marijuana, just like most smokers do every day anyway.

The origins of 420 are questionable (UrbanDictionary has quite a few interesting entries), but the party is the same everywhere you go: Get blazed, eat a snack, and mellow out to chill tunes. I can’t think of anything more positive than that, can you? Didn’t think so!

Since this is a celebrity gossip blog, you know I gotta put the Hollywood spin on this post.  Check out the video above that I found on YouTube. To me, this collection of ‘celebrity stoners’ is hilarious. Megan Fox, Charlize Theron, Michael Phelps, Lily Allen, Prince Harry and Mischa Barton: I’m right there with you.

How are you celebrating the Holidaze?

Image via AP

Kelly Clarkson is catching some flack for partnering with the sponsor of her Jakarta, Indonesia show. The original American Idol is getting her paper from an Indonesian cigarette company called L.A. Lights, and while the style of advertising above is illegal here in the States, it’s considered fair game there. In fact, banning advertising like this has been one way that Americans have been able to cut back on smoking. Currently, the smoking rate in Indonesia is at an all-time high.

Once anti-smoking groups caught wind of Kelly’s involvement with the cigarette company, they lashed out. The president from the Campaign for Tobacco-Free Kids released the following statement, urging Kelly to cut ties with the brand:

“If Kelly Clarkson goes ahead with the concert, she is by choice being a spokesman for the tobacco industry and helping them to market to children. She has the power now to turn this situation around and to send a clear message to Indonesian young people and, frankly, to the young people of the world.”

Well, you know this pack-a-day smoker thinks this is a bunch of bullshit. Sure, cigarette are terrible things that ruin lives, but are we supposed to hold Kelly Clarkson even remotely responsible for people’s addictions? What about when Britney Spears hawked Pepsi? Do you have any idea what drinking soda does to your body? What about Diddy and his Ciroc vodka? It’s not the same thing, but it kind of is. Let the woman get paid for her concert.

George Lopez isn’t a Conan O’Brien fan after all. [Celebslam]

Kate Winslet does Mildred Pierce. [popbytes]

Treasure Island reboot? Oh hells yeah. [Pajiba]

Alexander Skarsgard gets hotter, like, every hour. [Celebitchy]

Zoe Saldana still claims that she’s not a lesbian. But she does want to stand up while peeing. [Amy Grindhouse]

Wow. Christina Ricci’s wasted. And totally hot. [CityRag]

Kim Kardashian loves pussy. Sorry, it had to be said. [Pop on the Pop]

Would you take beauty tips from The Weather Channel? [Zelda Lily]

In a recent interview with InStyle magazine, Scarlett Johansson discusses her love for cooking and eating, for not going out and for being the antithesis of “social butterfly.”

In a self-deprecating tone, Johansson states that she’s “never” been a part of a “juicy scandal,” at least as far as she’s aware:

“You’re not going to find me at 4 a.m. hitting up the club, bottle full of bub … Maybe on a rare occasion. But I’ve just never been much of a clubby, nightlife kind of person. I’m not a social butterfly. I’ve never been part of a scandal that was really juicy.”

Maybe she thinks we all forgot about alleged love in an elevator with Benicio del Toro or her lurid affairs with Topher Grace, Justin Timberlake, Jared Leto and sexpot Josh Hartnett. I know I sure didn’t.

Johansson speaks freely about her domestic bliss in the latest InStyle issue and covers topics like her new family life and what she sees for her future. Spoiler: it’s all pretty bland. In a good way, though. In a good way.

I really adore this girl. I fell in love with her after seeing her in 2004′s A Love Song For Bobby Long, which is probably my most favorite movie of all time. If you haven’t seen it, you really should.

At any rate, I just think Johansson’s really down-to-earth and I can completely agree with what she’s saying about trying to avoid the party-scene of Hollywood. Lord knows it’s done wonders for Lindsay Lohan’s career … not that the two are even really comparable.

I wish her continuous luck on her relatively-new marriage to Ryan Reynolds (even though they kind of strike me as an odd couple) and hope that nothing negative ever happens to set her off into a dirty frenzy of Paris Hilton-esque celebrity emulation.

Or maybe I do.

Let’s just see how all this turns out.

Love you, Scar, baby!