If you needed a reminder that Karma’s a bitch, then check out these photos of the “faaaaaaabulous” and “luuuuuuxxuuurrious” Anna Nicole-exploting interior designer, Bobby Trendy. Bobby was spotted yesterday dressed up like some bizarre French clown in Beverly Hills, and really how could you miss him? If his own getup wasn’t enough to get him the attention he so desperately needs, then the Beyonce impersonator and homeless person dancing around him was. Some people are so sad, you guys.

“Bob is not authentic at all. He’s a plagiarist, and his name and voice are fake. Everything about Bob is a deception. We are like night and day, he and I. Americans have decided to be stupid and shallow since 1980. Madonna is like Nero; she marks the turning point.”

-Joni Mitchell, going after Bob Dylan and Madonna in an LA Times interview this week.

Damn, Joni Mitchell. Damn.

Glee‘s Madonna episode just aired and a Lady Gaga episode is in the works as well, so why the hell hasn’t Britney Spears had her episode yet? Britney’s manager asked via Twitter this week, “Do you guys want to see a Britney episode of GLEE?” and ever since that bug was put in my ear, I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it. YES, I want a Britney episode of Glee! In fact, they should probably stop production on the Lady Gaga episode until they pay The Queen her due.

And while there’s a chance that a Britney episode may happen, I’m confused as to why the biggest pop star we’ve had in years is once again getting the shaft compared to Lady Gaga. I get that FOX needs to cash in on the Gaga craze while she’s still relevant, but she’s only had like, five singles and you know that none of those songs would have been as popular as they were if it weren’t for the music videos that went with them. Someone like Britney or Madonna has had hits that stand on their own two feet up to a decade after they were released. Let’s see if we’re bumping “Bad Romance” in 2020, OK?

I’d also like to see a Christina Aguilera and an Alanis Morissette episode of Glee, although the latter might be a little bit mature for a high school choir. If Justin Bieber gets his own episode before either one of those things go down, I’mma throw a fit.

Bridget Jones fans may not have to wait long for a third movie. Rumor has it that a script has already been developed and that this time around, it will focus on a pregnant Bridget. Of course the twist is that she has no idea if the father is Daniel or Mr. Darcy. Sounds a little bit more like a Maury episode than a Bridget Jones flick, but whatever.

One person who knows nothing about any of this? Bridget herself, Renee Zellweger. While at the premiere of her film My Own Love Song, Renee got the scoop from reporters and her reaction showed that she was just as surprised by the plot twists as anyone,“Who told you that? How do you know? Oh you know Helen Fielding? You talked to Helen Fielding! I need to talk to Helen Fielding!” Typical Hollywood, right?

Would you go check out a third Bridget Jones movie? What do you think of Bridget getting preggo with Gawd-Knows-Who’s baby?

Rumors have been swirling around that Robert Pattinson and his girlfriend/Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart are engaged. Not only does Robert say that he and Kristen are so not engaged, he claims that they are “just friends” and that she’s a some kind of really great actress. Entertainmentandshowbiz.com got the scoop from R.Patz:

“This engagement thing is total bullshit, I don’t even know where it comes from. Kristen is my friend. I really like to work with her. She’s more mature than her age, a real professional, I couldn’t wish a better partner, because she makes my every move, every sentence authentic.”

Ahem. And I thought his girlfriend’s PR skills needed some work.

Jessica Alba is known to never have a smile for the paparazzi and it looks like her daughter, Honor Marie Warren, is following in her mother’s footsteps. Jessica and Honor were spotted walking around Tribeca, and as soon as Jessica noticed the photogs, she furrowed her brow and kept her eyes in front of her. Honor followed suit, although the cameras did catch one little smile.