Apr 30, 2010 at 09:10 am by Sarah

So, this is the all-new, grown-up Miley. Hm.

On the (majority of the) whole, I don’t have a massive problem with Miley … she’s a hell of a lot better at being a person than a lot of the other female celebrities that pretend to be are her age and for that, I give her credit. I can also kind of give her credit for having a moderate amount of singing talent (read: she doesn’t completely rely on auto-tune and if necessary, could probably sing her way out of a burning building). However, I think her new single, “Can’t Be Tamed,” is a hot fucking mess. Honestly.

It’s way too busy and isn’t original — at all. Why is it that “musicians” who can actually sing destroy the musical part of the song, while the simplicity of a decent vocal performance can bag it for everyone? Why is it that artists who shouldn’t ever be allowed to sing (I’m looking at you, Heidi Montag) are, and we’re exposed to the ear-piercing flaws that make up the, uh, “creative nuances” of their “voices”?

Anyway. Miley’s new single. Love it or hate it?

6 Responses to “Check Out Miley Cyrus’ New Single, “Can’t Be Tamed””

  1. Anonymous says:

    ” better at being a person”

    what?

  2. Anonymous says:

    One day she’ll wake up and she’ll be in third grade, very ashamed of eating that strange pill she found on the playground.. and having this terrible dream.

    • evilbeetdouche says:

      Well its obvious that you did drink that half a beer you found on the urinal in the strip club bathroom.

  3. Laura says:

    …Well, the acoustic/remix versions should be better.
    It’s sad that they abuse synthesizers on her when she can sing.

  4. cuppincakes says:

    Is it just me or does this kiiiinda sound like Lady Gaga?

  5. Anonymous says:

    baaaaarf

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