Girlfriend Kate Hudson almost had an up-skirt moment when the wind bitch-slapped her gauzy dress at the Tribeca Film Festival last night for the premiere of The Killer Inside Me.
However, co-star Jessica Alba raced to the rescue and flattened the fabric against Hudson’s legs so that the paps couldn’t snap her snatch.
And I thank her for that, really, I do. For all of the banging Hudson’s said to have taken over the past few years, we might have found out whether or not she’s really carrying that baby everyone’s talking about. Little dude might have peeked out and flashed the cameraman a thumbs-up or something. Or the shocker.
Jessica Alba: 1, Rest of the World: Indebted.
Whoa, what the fuck is up with Alba’s creepy zombie hand? Am I the only one freaked out by that?
Too close to the little snatch of horrors. Starting to morph into a flounder
I was totally gonna say that! I’m a lot older than her and my hands don’t look that witchy. Whoa.
I watched Jessica Alba on Jimmy Fallon and I absolutely fell in love with her. She freakin’ adorable!
She’s actually trying to keep Kate’s guts from falling out.