Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Although I Love Jessica Simpson, She Really Grossed Me the Fuck Out Today.

Simpson recently sat with Ellen DeGeneres for an interview and let slip some pretty disturbing news: she only brushes her teeth every other day.

Okay, coming from someone who has a severe dental hygiene compulsion (ahem, me), this is really, really disturbing news.

Simpson claims that she doesn’t like to brush her teeth every day because she hates that slippery, clean feeling and doesn’t like the way her lips, ah, “slide all over her teeth”:

“My teeth are so white and I don’t like them to feel too slippery. But I do use Listerine and I do floss everyday … But I don’t brush them everyday. I’ll use a shirt or something.”

Oh, ew, ew, ew!  Come on, my skin is crawling!  Jess, hon, the whole point of brushing your teeth, other than to get the food and crap off your teeth is to make sure you don’t build tartar up under the gum line which is gross beyond gross.

Oh, Jess.  You claim that you like your teeth “coated” with “plaque” … Keep this in mind: once they finally rot out of your head, you’ll miss that gross, old slippery cleanliness.

I guess we finally did find out what the hell was up with Lady Simpson’s mouth.

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