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The always-epic Hanks was photographed during filming for his newest flick … uh, yeah, I don’t even know what the hell he’s doing to be honest with you. I know he’s doing some pre-production Toy Story 3 shooting and he’s still actively working on stuff with The Pacific, but he’s got to be doing something else on the side, just judging by his apparel. I couldn’t imagine him intentionally rocking a U-Mart polo, let alone a red one that’d clash so nicely with his newly-chestnut-colored locks.
Please, someone tell me that he somehow knows my semi-retired Uncle Jed — the one who always wears those grandpa shoes and has the skinniest ankles I’ve ever seen and so Hanks is mocking him in the most vividly accurate way possible. I couldn’t bear it if that weren’t the truth.
At any rate, I’m confused. What’s he supporting? A convenience store? A computer supply chain? Your local Salvation Army?
Way to be vague, Tommy.
Way. To be. Vague.
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He’s my favorite gay actor, no matter what character he plays. His beard wife is pretty cool too.
His first “major” role was a drag queen and he never looked back.
I love how all of the “You might also like” links are about Hollywoods other mommas boys.
You wanna guarantee your son becomes a pussy? Just name him Tom!
Looks like it’s from the movie he is filming called Larry Crowne. Click on the link to read more.
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=64609