I thought she was done touring, like, two years ago? Didn’t she have that one “Farewell Tour” that lasted for what seemed like six and-a-half years?
Yeah, I thought so.
Well, it looks the sparkly, spangly, glitter-adorned song Gods are smiling down upon all of you Cher fans today: she’s embarking on another tour, slated to commence sometime after the expiration of her contract at the Colosseum at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas. The Las Vegas Sun spoke with the legendary performer this past weekend and confirmed that, yes, another tour is on the horizon.
Get, uh … nuts?
scary brows alert
Eventually, she’ll have to come out and perform with her back to the audience. Her face has gotten so stretched that it’s practically on the rear of her head.
*assumes best Tyra Banks voice*
Bitch is fiiiieeerccce.
Seriously though – I heart her.
Why does no aging performer on the planet have the courage to call it the I Need Money tour?
There should be a maximum number of times show folk can retire. Then, if they exceed that number, they spontaneously combust for breaking their promises to stop tormenting us with their scary voices and faces.
She looks great for a sixty-something but she’s still got a sad clown-face. No wonder her soon-to-be-ex daughter is self-mutilating with surgery even more drastic than her mom’s.
Maybe Elijah Blue can become a woman and the tragi-comedy of this cosmetically dissatisfied family will be complete.
If someone actually had an I Need Money tour, I’d probably go, just because they were honest.
Gender-surgery isn’t mutilation. It’s not like he’s getting Botox and collagen, he’s just getting the dick he’s always wanted.
I’m sure he has been getting plenty of dick for quite some time.
She’s still fuckable, but now it’s only in the dark fuckable and with a rag in her mouth so I don’t have to hear her stupid voice.
If I could turn back time, I’d have her slamming into the tree and Sonny on the farewell tour.
Sounds like a ‘Fans Can Ya Spare A Dime Tour’….Seriously, though, the woman is a Diva/legend in the true sense of the word. Whoever said that after a nuclear holocaust the only thing that would be left are cockroaches and Cher (and not Madonna) was right on the mark.