Apr 21, 2010 at 10:16 am by Sarah

Ah, nothing but the classiest of news from the always-eloquent Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay tweeted earlier this morning that her ex, Samantha Ronson, was less than pleased to see her at a Coachella after-party last night — so less than pleased that she hocked one back and stuck it to Lindsay’s face.

Linds also claims that Ronson left the party with (the only real way he’s known) Miley Cyrus’ ex-boyfriend, Justin Gaston.

Sam took it upon herself to address the rumors regarding her projectile bodily secretions, too, saying, “Guess what didn’t happen tonight.”  Right.  Of course.  Facepalm.  Fourth-grade, I forgot.

Truth or lie, classy, ladies. Really … classy.  Go drink milkshakes and make up or something.  The publicity stunts are getting worse and worse as the months that you’re apart go by, no matter who’s behind them.

9 Responses to “Lindsay Claims That Samantha Spit a Loog in Her Face Last Night”

  1. casey says:

    What does that message from Sam’s twitter about guitar strings have to do with this topic?

  2. casey says:

    oh wait… I just saw it. Weirdos.

  3. Good Lord says:

    Sarah says .. “Spit a Loog in her face”

    Lindsay says .. “Spit in my face”

    There is a big difference between spit and a loogy that is mostly snot.

    Once again Sarah embellishes a story.

  4. H says:

    The publicity stunts that YOU still cover seem to be doing fine, as they still garner both girls publicity because YOU ARE STILL COVERING THEM.

    What is it like to live life completely devoid of any ability to be logical?

  5. Kristy says:

    Is this necessarily literal, though? Maybe she means that Samantha snubbed her not LITERALLY spit in my her face.

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