Apr 14, 2010 at 10:59 pm by Evil Beet

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13 Responses to “Jesus Christ Will Somebody Please Get Mary-Kate Olsen a Less Heavy Backpack?”

  1. Whit says:

    It’s as though she’s TRYING to look as terrible as possible. Why? Why does she do this?

    • Anonymous says:

      It is as though they always something sour in their mouths, the puckering I do not understand, unless her face is naturally that way, then I apologize.

  2. als3 says:

    wow – i didn’t know mary-kate had died…

    i mean, i’m assuming she must have since they dragged out that awful looking wax figure to act in her stead.

    wow.

    and to think i used to think both twins were so lovely to look at…

  3. C says:

    Technically she’s not standing on grass since they cut out that little patch. Which I just think is really odd to do.

    • Roma says:

      Because no woman would pose on grass if she was in her high heels. That being said, I have no idea why there is grass in the first place…

  4. Cat-Face says:

    It’s like she’s morphing into Gollum.

  5. H says:

    No-neck Olsen.

  6. Anonymous says:

    On a related note, check out this site. It’s hilarious.

    http://verymarykate.com/

    • Good Lord says:

      Those video’s were juvenile, and utterly fucking stupid.

      Mary-Kate may be weird, but she is just a few bucks shy of being a damn billionaire. I’ll bet you anything that equally weird and pathetic cunt mocking her in the video’s, works at a Starbucks and supplements her income by sucking dick in an alley.

  7. evilbeetdouche says:

    Is this the fat one?

  8. Pikki Nikki says:

    HELLOOOOO tiny pupils!
    oh you little pill popper you.

    • a says:

      pupils do also shrink naturally when in excessive light. you know, like if you’re being photographed by dozens of professional cameras in a well-lit area.

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