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Uh, Jim Carrey’s Kinda Creeping Me Out.

Since Jim Carrey and ex-girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy, announced that they were calling it quits on their relationship earlier last week, Carrey’s been a little, oh, “off the mark,” shall we say.

Carrey said what everyone else was definitely thinking blasted Elin Nordegren recently about “being in on the affairs” for money or some other notoriety-ridden agenda and since then, old Jimmy boy’s been spiraling off to a pit of Amy Winehouse-like craziness.

“Insiders” are concerned about Carrey’s behavior, especially since he’s continuously firing off Tweets similar to this one:

RT Breaking News!Jim Carrey’s ambassador to the world,is dead!He is survived by me,the actual Jim Carrey,who has opinions about stuff.—>
…I am grateful for my avatar’s many yrs of dedicated service, but nowone has ever won the Tour De France while peddling. —->
…so I killed him,I do not plan 2 bow to expectations or to be confined by the fear of losing altitude in the ‘statusphere’! (my word)—->
…I have freed Truman,at long last!I am now free 2 be my whole self,which includes a somewhat contemplative nature,a yen 4 sociology—>
..and a joyfully disarming(with a hacksaw if necessary)sense of humor.I promise 2 reflect all that I’m seeing,hearing,feeling,sensing—>
…and being fed by the media.I was almost out of Tiger untill E.T Supersized me!But I will wear cool shades and get my lips injected! p^m
word missing earlier. ‘Nowone has ever won the Tour De France by ‘back’ peddling. GET IT?! IT IS BETTER WITH THAT! HA HA! Sleeeeep! |^•zzz
Some folks out there are worried that I stay up too late but their fundamental mistake is in assuming that I haven’t moved to Fiji! |^•snore

Yeah, and I’m having a hard enough time reading it, let along deciphering it. Poor Jim. Looks like he’s going all Me, Myself & Irene, just without the super-awesome, porno-esque, crazy-triggering music.

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  • “said what everyone else was definitely thinking”


    “being in on the affairs” for money or some other notoriety-ridden


    Sarah, those remarks confirm my beliefs that you are an idiotic tool.

  • He has a well documented history of mental illness (bipolar disorder). His break up may have triggered a severe manic episode for him. Also, he may be self medicating. Looks like he may need some help…

  • Somebody needs to get help to Jim Carrey, statim, before he goes all ‘Chico and the Man’ on us.
    Even “outsiders” are concerned about Jim Carrey’s behavior. There’s probably some little boy in Warsaw who’s wondering why his favorite American* comedian has gone off his rocker (or some Polish idiom with a similar meaning). *[Yes, JC is a Canadian expat, but Warsaw boy doesn’t know/care about this]

  • Or maybe he is finally over the bullshit politics of Hollywood and the media. His statements are incredibly funny and if you had the intelligence that he does you wouldn’t have trouble understanding them. Come on, it’s not as if he’s writing Courtney Love style.

  • Hey mom, where’s the popcorn? It’s the Jim Carrey Crazy Hour, featuring Jim Carrey and ceiling cat.

  • Maybe my brain chemistry is out of whack as well, but I understood, agreed and laughed at most of his posted comment up there.

  • Whoever thinks this is crazy talk obviously doesn’t know a thing about Jim carrey….. You fools… lol!