Since Jim Carrey and ex-girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy, announced that they were calling it quits on their relationship earlier last week, Carrey’s been a little, oh, “off the mark,” shall we say.
said what everyone else was definitely thinking blasted Elin Nordegren recently about “being in on the affairs” for money or some other notoriety-ridden agenda and since then, old Jimmy boy’s been spiraling off to a pit of Amy Winehouse-like craziness.
“Insiders” are concerned about Carrey’s behavior, especially since he’s continuously firing off Tweets similar to this one:
RT Breaking News!Jim Carrey’s ambassador to the world,is dead!He is survived by me,the actual Jim Carrey,who has opinions about stuff.—>
…I am grateful for my avatar’s many yrs of dedicated service, but nowone has ever won the Tour De France while peddling. —->
…so I killed him,I do not plan 2 bow to expectations or to be confined by the fear of losing altitude in the ‘statusphere’! (my word)—->
…I have freed Truman,at long last!I am now free 2 be my whole self,which includes a somewhat contemplative nature,a yen 4 sociology—>
..and a joyfully disarming(with a hacksaw if necessary)sense of humor.I promise 2 reflect all that I’m seeing,hearing,feeling,sensing—>
…and being fed by the media.I was almost out of Tiger untill E.T Supersized me!But I will wear cool shades and get my lips injected! p^m
word missing earlier. ‘Nowone has ever won the Tour De France by ‘back’ peddling. GET IT?! IT IS BETTER WITH THAT! HA HA! Sleeeeep! |^•zzz
Some folks out there are worried that I stay up too late but their fundamental mistake is in assuming that I haven’t moved to Fiji! |^•snore
Yeah, and I’m having a hard enough time reading it, let along deciphering it. Poor Jim. Looks like he’s going all Me, Myself & Irene, just without the super-awesome, porno-esque, crazy-triggering music.