Apr 13, 2010 at 07:08 am by Sarah

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39305, NEW YORK, NEW YORK – Thursday April 8 2010. The incredibly toned Sarah Jessica Parker takes son James to school, accompanied by around 20 paprazzos. One her way home, SJP stopped to chat with friends before heading back to see her twin daughters. Photograph: ©Castro, PacificCoastNews.com**FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE** **E-TABLET/IPAD & MOBILE PHONE APP PUBLISHING REQUIRES ADDITIONAL FEES** UK OFFICE:+44 131 557 7760/7761 US OFFICE:1 310 261 9676

20 Responses to “Lawsuit Watch: Madonna V. Sarah Jessica Parker”

  1. momster says:

    Madonna would take her down in a NY minute! I think Madonna is scary strong. SJP is just scary skinny now.

  2. LMH says:

    Madonna could kick all of our asses. Moral of the story…the 40s just suck!

  3. jo says:

    They are both so sexy.

  4. Frenchaurélie says:

    I can’t believe that the pics with Madonna are real. Photoshop ? They remind me of a photo of Keira Knightley, retouched with Photoshop by pro-ana (or anti-Keira, I don’t remember…).

  5. skeelo says:

    Sarah Jessica Parker would win this showdown, but only by a nose.

  6. AshleyStorm says:

    Gross!

    This look is a close second to morbidly obese on the disgusting end of the scale.

  7. Think Straight says:

    They are both terrified of middle age and becoming unattractive so they’ve made themselves…unattractive.

    No guy wants to cosy up with a warm bundle of skin and bone.

    SJP has already had to deal with a philandering hubby so she’s got a realistic fear of being dumped for someone younger and Madge, of course, has become a philandering hubby and tries to live through the extreme youth of her boy-friends.

  8. Squeeziee says:

    And this is why sandwiches are good things.

  9. Chuck says:

    Skeletor vs. the Cryptkeeper.

  10. evilbeetdouche says:

    Damn, concentration camp arms. Anne Frank with take both of them.

  11. flouise says:

    yuck.period.ewwww.gross.exclamation point.

  12. klephm.eh says:

    UGH. Madonna’s arms just about made me vomit. That is NASTY!

  13. ERNurse says:

    OMG, I could start an IV on her from here! Massive veins, mama!

  14. Señor Loco says:

    This is what happens when you work out with a personal trainer 8 days a week and consume nothing but tofu and celery juice.

  15. hmm.... says:

    Those are not “guns”. those are anorexia arms. How can you describe Sarah Jessica Parker as buff or muscled when she is clearly at an unhealthy weight? Compare to our First Lady’s arms. Michelle Obama is muscular AND at a healthy body weight, and she looks a MILLION times better than Sarah Jessica Parker.

  16. sis says:

    DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMNNN !!!!!!!!!!??????!!!!!!??!!!!!!! meetingrich.comHOT?…….. …..?!!!!!!!??????????…..???……..????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ? 2010?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. Hi Does any one know if Kylie Minogoue can pole dance ? I guess she would probably be extremely good.

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