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Apr 07, 2010 at 06:27 am by Sarah
“I can be mean. I can cave in to gossip. I can ice people out and I can definitely harbour revenge. In fact, I’m having a situation right now with a friend where I’m feeling pretty angry. But revenge is corrosive and it doesn’t make me feel good. I’ll wake up in the morning and think, ‘Ugh, I feel terrible’, and suddenly realize, ‘Ah, that’s why. I’m holding on to so much hate.”
–Gwyneth Paltrow gives us an inside look at the ice-chip-nipple queen herself in an interview with Brit Vogue. Shite, paint me shocked in all the colors of Paltrow’s monochromatic wardrobe. But I guess if I didn’t allow myself to eat pasta … or doughnuts … or brownies and flour and water, too, I’d probably be a bitter suck-egg bitch as well.
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You’ve pinpointed the EXACT reason I cannot bear KStew in these films. Agreed, the character is paper thin (as best), but at least there was some semblance of charm in the way she is written in the books. There is no charm in her acting, no... -
Brad from LFO Never Harassed All Those Women He Harassed
I don’t think god would like ne1 that tlks lyk ths.
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some friend tried to take her man and failed, damn it
I had a nasty encounter with her once. She’s a rude bitch that thinks way too much of herself and her acting ability. Hey Paltrow, go fuck yourself.
tell us more!!
More details please!!
She’s talking about that hag whore Madonna!
i thought the same thing.
Me too. She recently dared offer a word of criticism of that puffy-cheeked, cradle-robbing, man-eating control freak when she said that it was a good thing that their formerly mutual trainer had quit training the artist-who-formerly-was-a-woman, now known as Miss More Muscular Than Thou.
hee hee i can imagine her fight with her friend must be pretty intense, she probably went to a dinner party and her friend’s cook served some steamed broccoli that had been steamed with water that wasn’t organic, and when gwyneth found out she refused to eat and took some food out of her purse that she brought with her in case of such an incident, and her friend said “i’m sorry it’s this new cook i have, she’s such a retard she used just ordinary bottled water to steam the veg, but why don’t you try some of this organic fairtrade watercress” and gwyneth said she couldn’t eat anything that that cook had made because she was part of the corporate machine and she would just snack on her own kale bars she brought with her and the friend said “don’t overreact” and gwyneth hasn’t spoken to her since
Haha! I think you probably nailed the exact most likely scenario.
Funny stuff! I think I see a bright future for you as writer for maybe “Curb Your Enthusiasm” or “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”. Great story, and as as Whit stated, probably not too far off from the truth.
When a pretty face is all you have and it starts to fade, one becomes bitter.
Ummmm she never had one of those to start with :)
Wow! How did Brad Pitt ever let this charmer slip through his hands? Oh, I know — the same way anyone else would when they’re holding on to a a piece of ice.
I want her to ‘ice’ me out with a fake British accent.
I tell you, that accent is insidious. I lived there for two years and 20 years later I still can’t say the word “book” without sounding like an extra from Coro St.
I take offense to that. Like fuck do I sound like someoneout of Corrie.
I didn’t say all Brits do, just the particular accent I picked up! Jeez, chill.
I don’t like that hairstyle where it looks like you’re peeping out from between curtains – on anyone. Bring back bangs!!
This woman is just plain un-likable. I challenge anyone to read GOOP / watch her cooking show with Mario Batali and not want to end it all. She just comes across as so dead-pan and self-absorbed – a spoilt NYC prep school brat who must have slept her way up the Hollywood ladder because God knows her acting didn’t take her there!
Pretty much agree with you everything you’ve stated with the exception of sleeping her way to the top. Her successful Hollywood career is more likely due to being the daughter of Bruce Paltrow, a famous TV producer, and of actress Blythe Danner. So in other words, chances are it was good ol’ fashioned show biz nepotism that helped her get here to where she is today. But what the hell do I know, you could be right on the mark after all.
If she had something valuable to impart it would be different. I know the A- list must have some secrets that we commoners would be happy to learn, I mean they have access to all the high end cosmetics and skincare, personal trainers and dieticians… they could actually share some of that with us if they want to be helpful… instead of making eating bulgur wheat into a religion and telling us to spend our non-existent free time doing deep breathing. I can sum up everything you can learn from Gwyneth paltrows pearls of wisdom in one sentence: She has lots of money. If I could afford to, I’d be healthy and radiant and my skin would produce more collagen than is in Jackie Stallone’s lips. All she teaches is that if you throw enough money at a problem it disappears.
Wow, I don’t even really know who she or he is….should I? His/Her name sounds familiar. Seems I saw it on a celebrities singles dating site, called ^*^*^meetingrich.com ^*^*^or something like this.
Vvoo, stop spamming on this site, or I’ll have Gwyneth come over and replace all those Twinkies in your fridge with organic mud cupcakes that come with wheat grass topping.