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Apr 06, 2010 at 09:36 pm by Evil Beet
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23 Responses to “Michael Lohan Is Marrying Jon Gosselin’s Sloppy Seconds”
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I don’t think god would like ne1 that tlks lyk ths.
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i don’t like how you said “20 pounds of ugly”. obviously, she’s not “fat” (whatever the hell that word even means anymore), and your wording grates on me as someone with body image issues (though who doesn’t have body image issues?). gaining weight does not equal ugly.
though you probably meant it as simply referring to a large amount of ugly, not meaning to draw any correlation between gaining twenty pounds and being ugly. but still… i’m overly sensitive. ;)
I think you shouldn’t take it too personally or too seriously. That actually cracked me up the “twenty pound of ugly”. I’m still laughing out loud about it haha.
Yes, Gossip Blogger, be super nice all the time so you don’t offend one reader with body image issues. THANKS!!1!!!
Of course gaining weight means you are getting ugly, just like growing a mustache. What planet you are from girl?
Meet the “Massingiils”
Douchebag marries Douchehag
Well played.
she is pregnant. That’s 20 lbs of ugly right there. Preggo. Pre. Go..
my first thought exactly.
WTF are they wearing? Something from the Jersey Shore clothing line I’m going to guess. Nice tank top doucebag.
Don’t forget the backward baseball cap on the male douchebag. Always looks good to cover up the receding hairline.
“Sloppy seconds”? Really? Would that not apply to any woman that is not a pure virgin, and in that sense, should you not fuck off with that bullshit? That is a completely insulting term only applied to women (I notice Michael would never be called Dina’s “sloppy seconds”). I am surprised Zelda Lily will even link to this site.
Blue is right! She’s more like “Slushy Seven Thousands”.
That wife-beater looks absolutely atrocious. COVER UP!
With parents like Michael and Dina, Lindsay never had a chance. I feel sorry for hell all over again.
As long as that guy is around, I’ll always be second douche.
We get it, your name is douche and you use images related to douche. You are some creative fucking dude, EBD. Why not show your face, it’s not like your mug isn’t already posted on flyers everytime you move telling your neighbors that a pedophile has moved to town.
Anon, the Internet hate machine, seeks clarity.
“..for her” or “…for her hell.” Either one.
Announcing a reality show about their “engagement” in 3, 2, 1…
I’m counting the nanoseconds until they start suing each other. What will the suits be about?
“She used her extensive tabloid connections to hinder me from making an honest living selling tapes of my famous child and former friends and lovers talking about nothing!”
“I deserve half of the royalties from the immortal tome that we co-wrote about her two-day affair and my five-month friendship with Jon Gosselin. But she wants a bigger cut because she saw him naked and has a napkin he wrote on offering her a non-existant job!”
He looks handsome. Is he single now? His blog and photos were found at millionaire&celeb dating site —– ” m e e t i n g r i c h ? c o m “—- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is seeking on that site.
I see in the photo that Michael has his hand on Kate’s stomach. Isn’t that a typical dad-to-be pose? I would put money on a bet that she’s allready knocked up with his hellspawn, and asking her father’s permission was just used as an excuse to avoid a shotgun wedding.