Apr 06, 2010 at 06:20 am by Sarah

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28 Responses to “Hayden Panettiere Still Dating Wladimir Klitschko, Somehow Still Able to Walk Upright”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Totally… Isn’t it like hayden’s face could only reach his chest?

  2. waka waka says:

    maybe this stereotype of big hands = big dick is a sham… maybe she´s just very flexible

  3. Stacey says:

    Nope, I thought of SEX SEX SEX too. He must feel like he’s fucking a 10 year old…he’s gigantic next to her!

  4. kt says:

    BWAHAHAH!! I thought I was the only one! All I can think of when I see pictures of them together is “How exactly does that work?” and “I bet some crazy porno type stuff goes down between them.”

  5. ash says:

    Maybe her insides are a big gaping hole like the one in her head!?! Only kidding but I have heard its fun nailing a tiny girl because you can lift her up and bounce her up & down on…

  6. Pikki Nikki says:

    oi, her vag is gunna be WRECKED by the time she reaches 30!

  7. lola says:

    amen sister sarah…. come on guys…admit it. these two are hot together. kinky and really hot.

  8. Anonymous says:

    At least her knees aren’t going to have rug burns from giving blow jobs. She can just stand there and perform without even bending down.

  9. sfgirl says:

    Sarah, you use the f-word in almost every post. Any chance you can cut down a little?

  10. Anonymous says:

    fuck is like my favorite word. anyways, this is the first picture i have seen of these two, and before i even read your post i was all like, sex. also, one time i saw these two people leaving a bar, together, and this chick was super tall, and this guy she was with was a whole lot shorter, and this older lady standing next to me just goes, “you know, if you’re nose to nose, your toes are in it, but if you’re toes to toes, your nose is in it” and i was like, dont ever talk to me like that again. anyways.

  11. KElsey says:

    Any of you notice that they are sort of dressed alike?? lol

  12. Cantilever says:

    Are you saying Hayden won’t be able to walk because Wladimir is well endowed? Is he really?

  13. Anonymous says:

    I wasn’t thinking about sex. I was like ‘is this photo shopped?’ This man can’t be so big or this woman can’t be so tiny. Other than the height, they make a decent looking couple.

  14. Dizz says:

    No kissing during the act-unless somebody’s a contortionist.

  15. coach says:

    she’s basically the perfect size to ride him like a little cowgirl.

  16. evilbeetdouche says:

    At least he’s not an Englishman.

  17. kat says:

    I’m totally smiling right now because of this post
    I love that our dirty minds think the same

  18. meohmy says:

    ….now imagine he is black.

    What happens to hayden’s tight white in your mind now?

    • Anonymous says:

      Well seeing that his fingers are the size of bananas and the porn with Eastern European guys, I don’t think black guys are any Competition for him. In the ring or the bedroom lol.

  19. John says:

    Some women enjoy getting pounded the hell out. Clearly she wants a massive dick inside her. Maybe she also likes the challenge of deep throat, and a dick she can’t even get her fingers around.

  20. misscogito says:

    a man’s penis size is not necessarily proportional to his body size, dude.

  21. mango_pie says:

    she is soo wearing that hat to add some inches to her height

  22. Anonymous says:

    I’M SOOO FUCKING JEALOUS OF HER. How amazingly hot is that big, bad, Eastern beast of a man. He’s got a wicked accent as well, and he’s really smart.
    I wish I was smaller. My boyfriend is very tall but not THIS tall. :P

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