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Miley’s Getting Her Own Place, Phoning Austin Powers For Decorating Tips

While some sources have stated that Cyrus’ boyfriend Liam Hemsworth has moved into the Cyrus family compound, Miley herself is discussing her first big purchase: a home, which incidentally, is rather close to the family homestead in Toluca Lake, California.

Miley recently interviewed with People magazine and told them that she’s in the process of searching for the right home and the right interior decorator — which happens to be none other than her very own Mama Dukes.

Yeah, the same Mom that made Miley promise to live at home until she was twenty, is excited and “stoked” that her daughter is purchasing a home that she gets to decorate.

Seventeen year-old Miley’s design scheme?

“My house is going to be gorgeous because my mom is an interior designer. It’s like if your mom’s a clothes designer you’re always going to look great [Ed. Note: Yeah, just ask Beyonce]. My mom’s an interior designer so my house is going to be perfect all the time.”

Miley states that she wants a “really zen” kind of vibe for her new investment and in order to achieve that kind of zen-ness, all of the furniture just had to be, uh, on the floor. (… Instead of, you know, floating six inches above the carpeting.):

“We did all these different things to make it a place that’s so chill. Like all my couches are on the floor and I have pillows on the floor. It’s just serene – like my own kind of therapy … My religion is love, so my door is always open for anyone who wants to come in. It’s a just a loving place.”

Yeah, baby … yeah.

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  • “Like all my couches are on the floor…” Hey, just like me…… I’m just like Miley! All my furniture is on the floor.

  • Miley Cyrus hasn’t apparently taken Stalker 101. “My door is always open for anyone who wants to come in. It’s a just a loving place.” That comment, as sweet and well-intentioned as it may be, is like a stalker green light. Hope the crazies stay at bay.
    Miley Cyrus will turn 18 soon, with tons o’ cash in the bank, so the solo living situation is like a train that mom can’t stop. Miley’s the one who described her mother as “stoked” about Miley’s plans to buy a new pad, but my guess is that momma Cyrus would probably voice some apprehension but ultimately say something similar to what Miley said — at least publicly — if asked about Miley’s plans to purchase a place of her own.

    • “my guess is that momma Cyrus would probably voice some apprehension but ultimately say something similar to what Miley said”
      Biggest lol I’ve had all day. Thanks for the essay!

  • “Yeah, the same Mom…is excited and ‘stoked’ that her eldest daughter is purchasing a home that she gets to decorate.”

    since when is miley the eldest daughter?

    • Yeah they have that other, chunkier version of Miley, daughter. Brandi or something? and Then the boy, Trace.

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