Upon finding out that Sandra Bullock had allegedly (and indefinitely) pulled the plug on any attempts at trying to save the couple’s marriage, the Monster Garage cheater got pissed like a petulant little boy who heard ‘no’ twice in a row and checked himself out of rehab after only a few days. Since there was obviously no point in being there if it wouldn’t result in him getting laid one way or another, James hit the road. Jack.
Sources state that rehab was James’ last-ditch effort to resurrect (by the way, Happy Easter) his dilapidated marriage to America’s Sweetheart. … And you can totally see the conviction in the gesture, right? However, despite his “effort,” insiders close to Sandra state that she’s divorcing him “rehab or no rehab.”
Damn, girl, good for you.