Two guesses: it’s America’s favorite unwed teen mother that doesn’t have an asshat for a mom … oh, wait. Sorry, leading question — my bad!
Happy Birthday, Jamie Lynn Spears!
America’s first teen-pregnancy-Disney-princess turns a ripe, old nineteen today. I checked in to see if anything new was happening with the lovely Miss Spears, but the latest headlines were from two weeks ago when it looked like she might move on in with big sis, Britney. Guess that didn’t pan out all too well — and good for you, kid, good for you.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Jamie Lynn Spears? One of them had a career that was resurrected!