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Some People Are Psycho As Shit Over Erin Andrews

The girl’s gorgeous, but damn, does she attract some nuts.

Not too long after Erin Andrews’ first video-stalker was sentenced, she began her stint on ABC’s Dancing With the Stars and yet another one had emerged from the woodwork.

Andrews’ newest stalker has reportedly been sending threatening emails to The Dan Patrick Show since this past September and sources state that the emails have gotten increasingly violent over the past few weeks. According to law enforcement, three emails have come in over the past three weeks:

March 14, 2010 — “I would love to get close enough to her to show her my suicide vest.”

March 26, 2010 — “I hope she gets shot in the face. I would love to see if she can dance away from a hail of gunfire. That would really make my day.”

March 29, 2010 — “Dear Dan: I hope Erin Andrews gets murdered in L.A.”

I mean, they really haven’t arrested this guy is yet? The FBI claims that they know who the man is — the man evidently didn’t even try to hide his identity — and we’re still hearing about how “awful” and “violent” these messages are. What the hell are they waiting for, this dude to go all semi-automatic postal on ABC’s studios or maybe to find Andrews’ body chopped up into itty-bitty pieces and scattered outside Grauman’s Chinese Theater?

So, yeah. Let’s advertise all over the media that we “know” who the guy is, so that he hears about it and can successfully go into hiding before the Feds finish their coffee and doughnuts and finally decide to go and track this sick sack of shit down.

Fuck, man.

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    • Yeah, I see what you mean. For a minute I thought this was Evil Beet’s new 3D section and I didn’t have my glasses on.

      As for the stalker – burn his/her ass.

  • C’mon Sarah, learn how to use apostrophes correctly for words that already end in an s.

    • Not seeing where you’re trying to say there’s bad punctuation. I think you jumped the gun a bit too soon on your snarky comment.

  • March 14, 2010 — “I would love to get close enough to her to show
    her my suicide vest.”

    All he says is he wants to “show” her his suicide vest. No threat or harm implied there.

    March 26, 2010 — “I hope she gets shot in the face. I would love to see if she can dance away from a hail of gunfire. That would really make my day.”

    All he says is he hopes she gets “shot in the face”. He doesn’t say he wants to or is going to. No threat or harm implied there.

    March 29, 2010 — “Dear Dan: I hope Erin Andrews gets murdered in L.A.”

    All he says is he “hopes” she gets “murdered”. No threat or harm implied there from a personal standpoint.

    Granted the guy is an asshole, but he’s a clever asshole. His comments are less direct then some I have seen protesters saying about Bush. The feds can’t touch the dude!