Apr 01, 2010 at 03:28 pm by Molls

Sandra Bullock has been in the tabloids the past month more than I recall her being in them in the history of her career, and so that means she’s officially the paparazzi’s meal ticket. Sandy and a friend were trying to leave a Beverly Hills home last night and were completely mobbed by photographers. She was covered entirely in what looked like tapestries that she got at a Phish show, but you know that TMZ set is relentless. Normally I can’t complain about invasive “reporting” or whatever you want to call it because, duh! I work at a gossip blog, but IMHO, this is crossing the line.

Sandra Bullock’s has got to be seriously traumatized right now and you know riding around in that poor excuse for an invisibility cloak isn’t helping anything. What do we need? Photos of her being sad? We know she’s sad. Photos of her getting boned and owned by some sexy stud and the best rebound story imaginable? Maybe that I would enjoy but still know deep down is none of my business, you know? Let a woman heal. She didn’t ask for this. One.

16 Responses to “Like a Pack of Wild Animals”

  1. evilbeetdouche says:

    What’s the beef? Looks like my usual morning commute.

  2. dl says:

    i understand that she hurt, but 4 God’s sake Sandra OWN IT!!!! HE shld be hiding in shame not u!!!

    • Rebo says:

      I know that taking the high road and owning it would be sticking it to that scum jesse james. However i know if my boyfriend, who i love and trust, cheated on me with anyone let alone a nazi scum ho bag, i would be extremely upset and embarrassed. I would want to crawl in a ball and cry not go out and paint the town red.I also wouldn’t want to deal with people asking about my “situation”. For Sandra, the world is watching and maybe she just wants to be alone and deal quietly. These photogs look like insensitive overkill.

    • Carnac The Magnificent says:

      She’s not in HIDING because she’s HURT! She’s in hiding because they’re looking for the right P.R. spin to use when the news comes out that not only has she been aware the whole time but she’s probably been involved in a few threesomes. Mark my word, she’s far from innocent in this.

  3. blah says:

    I agree with dl. She did nothing wrong and shouldn’t act like it. I say she come out with her head held high and tell everyone to go to hell.

    • Think Straight says:

      I don’t think that she’s acting like she did anything wrong (except marry a selfish, lying, manipulative, contemptible man), but she’s in shock. Why should she expose herself to a screaming, shoving mob of professional stalkers and harassers when she is already traumatized?

      This is probably the worst situation she’s ever been in, so of course she needs time to adjust, away from the scrutiny of the public and media bloodsuckers.

      And if she tells everyone to go to hell, that will get broadcast around the world and become footage that is played endlessly for the rest of her life.

      Yes, he should be hiding, but evidently he told of his mistresses that he married Sandra for publicity and evidently his business is doing better than ever, so I guess that he’s getting exactly what he wanted.

  4. Anonymous says:

    if you’re against this then maybe you shouldn’t be purchasing the photos…. just sayin’

    (i get that a post without a photo is frowned upon/pointless)

  5. gina says:

    love you molls, but it’s a bit hypocritical to buy/post the pictures.

  6. Merc says:

    Yeah, I know, just leave her alone.
    to commenters above: I don’t think she’s so much embarrassed or hiding as she is just trying to get away from the paps b/c she’s being bombarded. She seems to me like one of those people who just doesn’t like a lot of attention ever and the normal # of papparazi has like quadrupled so she’s flustered; not really embarrassed though.

  7. LMH says:

    I wish I had not read these words you attempted to put together for a fucking paycheck. It’s foul. Obviously, you can’t be fucking bothered to proof/edit anything you offer up. So nice there is an internet where you can submit pig shit like this and call yourself a “writer”.

    As soon as Sasha hires some new people, please quit.

    • Dizzle says:

      I concur, the only reason I come to this site anymore is to read Molls’ horrible writing. At first it bothered me, now I just find it humorous that she has a job. Molls is one of the worst writers ever, end of story.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Shut up.

    Britney deals with this x10 and yet you harp on her any chance you can get.

  9. Anonymous says:

    If there’s a celebrity who doesn’t deserve being stalked by the paps, it’s Sandra Bullock. She’s donated money to worthy causes, hasn’t flashed photogs wearing no panties, hasn’t been to rehab repeatedly. She’s one of the good ones. Did you really need to post a picture? It would be nice if people like you would take a stand instead of behaving like Perez Hilton. Especially since Beet runs a feminist blog, how about supporting a sister instead of buying pics for hits?

  10. Anonymous says:

    John Mayer is ready and willing to help her heal… and he’s available on Ring tone should you be lonely while he is away searching for more
    “And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them,” he says, adding, “Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.” inspirational dates

    “Your Body Is A Wonderland”

    We got the afternoon
    You got this room for two
    One thing I’ve left to do
    Discover me
    Discovering you

    One mile to every inch of
    Your skin like porcelain
    One pair of candy lips and
    Your bubblegum tongue

    And if you want love
    We’ll make it
    Swim in a deep sea
    Of blankets
    Take all your big plans
    And break ‘em
    This is bound to be awhile

    Your body is a wonderland
    Your body is a wonder (I’ll use my hands)
    Your body is a wonderland

    Something ’bout the way the hair falls in your face
    I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase
    You tell me where to go and
    Though I might leave to find it
    I’ll never let your head hit the bed
    Without my hand behind it
    etc…

  11. notafan says:

    “She didn’t ask for this. One” That’s just plain irritating and stupid. Get thee to a writing class. Please.

  12. redshoes says:

    Carnac the Magnificent

    I could definitely see that being true. People get around in Hollywood. I don’t understand why some are so gullible when it comes to the “america’s sweetheart” image. Read up on any celebrity from the 50′s and 60′s. So many had squeaky clean images, then 20 years after their career is done, it turns out in a biography that they were drugged up sluts. It ain’t different now.

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