It’s no secret that Kim Zolciak has used everything from saline to synthetic hair to amp up her look, but I cannot place my finger on what her most recent addition is in these photos from LAX this morning. Did Kim plump up her face with some Botox? Could that be a bit of healthy weight that she’s put on? Perhaps it’s the distracting combination of her outfit (it looks like a rejected costume from Selena Quintanilla Perez’s last concert tour) and those baby-blue hospital slippers, but I really can’t tell what it is that looks so different about her. Maybe Kim went for The Full-Heidi and got multiple nip, tucks and injections at one time, or maybe I just have vertigo again.
You know, you gotta love Brooke Hogan. Between her hair, her clothes, her body and her attitude, it’s like this woman lives in some sort of suspended-time situation. Between the Pamela Anderson boobs, the Anna Nicole toward-the-end-of-her-life hair and her father’s body, it’s like Brooke is unaware that it’s currently 2010 and people are looking more like this and less like this. Yup, we should love Brooke Hogan, if not for the fact that she seems dumb in that sweet-as-pie way, but because she’ll be clutching those baby tees and extra low-rise jeans in her cold, dead fingers. I love anyone with that level of commitment.
First off — thank you to everyone who applied for the weekend writer position. I was absolutely blown away by the quality of the applicants, as I always am when I put out a request for writers here on Evil Beet. We easily have the highest average readership IQ of any gossip blog out there (for what that’s worth, I suppose). You guys rock so hard.
That said, I’m excited to introduce our new writer, Emily Trainham. I’ll give her a chance to fully introduce herself when she starts tomorrow morning, but for now rest assured that her grammar is impeccable. OKAY??
If you absolutely MUST get to know Emily before then (I recommend it — she’s pretty damn awesome), you can follow her on Twitter here.
On the (majority of the) whole, I don’t have a massive problem with Miley … she’s a hell of a lot better at being a person than a lot of the other female celebrities that pretend to be are her age and for that, I give her credit. I can also kind of give her credit for having a moderate amount of singing talent (read: she doesn’t completely rely on auto-tune and if necessary, could probably sing her way out of a burning building). However, I think her new single, “Can’t Be Tamed,” is a hot fucking mess. Honestly.
It’s way too busy and isn’t original — at all. Why is it that “musicians” who can actually sing destroy the musical part of the song, while the simplicity of a decent vocal performance can bag it for everyone? Why is it that artists who shouldn’t ever be allowed to sing (I’m looking at you, Heidi Montag) are, and we’re exposed to the ear-piercing flaws that make up the, uh, “creative nuances” of their “voices”?
After five years of togetherness (and one child later), award-winning actress Halle Berry and her model-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry have split up.
Sources at RadarOnline state that the two reached an “amicable decision” to split — and why is it always so damned “amicable?” You know there’s got to be drama involved somewhere, we’re not all the Brady Bunch, you know — because the age difference started to bother Aubry, who is 9 years Berry’s junior. So, yeah, blah, blah, blah, they’re going to remain friends and take care of their daughter, Nahla, together and whatever else have you:
A source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com that Gabriel was the one who pulled the plug on their five year relationship and that the age difference – he’s 34, she’s 43 – played a role.
“Gabriel just felt it wasn’t working anymore,” the source says. “When they were first together the 9-year age difference between them didn’t phase him, she was the most beautiful woman he had ever dated and he was totally in love.
“But as time went on he started feeling it more and more. Also, Gabriel started noticing other women, and being attracted to other, and he felt it just wasn’t right to stay with Halle in those circumstances. Gabriel is a really nice, decent guy and he would never cheat on her, but I suspect that he had become attracted to someone and that he felt he needed to break it off with Halle before anything developed any further.”
Well, my condolences, guys. Halle, you’re super-hot and Gabriel, damn .. so are you. It’s going to be really sad not seeing two of the most beautiful people in the world photographed side by side anymore, but hey.
Just one that doesn’t involve fungus or melt-in-your-mouth tablets this time.
According to court papers, Lohan violated the terms of her probation (is this supposed to be a fucking surprise? What, were they waiting for her to end up dead via overdose before they pulled the plug on her “probation?”) and she’s due in court next month, which’ll hopefully seal her legal fate.
Lindsay was caught “violating” the terms of her probation, which explicitly stated that she was to attend alcoholic education courses which were held to a certain timetable throughout her time served. Well, not only has she been spotted out everywhere apparently wasted — and probably under the influence of more than just alcohol — she’s not fulfilled the court-ordered requirements.
The judge that Lindsay’s supposed to sit for is the same judge that told her last time, “no more chances.”
Unless the judge is a complete fool, Lindsay’s not going to get the option of “intensive rehabilitation” this time … she’s probably going to end up in jail.
I can’t say I feel sorry for her. You get in enough trouble to where you’re being held to probation commitments — and you violate those, too — the only thing your self-entitled ass is entitled to is a set of bars and scratchy cotton jammies.
If this doesn’t clean her ass up, then nothing will she should be included in the same death-pool that Amy Winehouse somehow slithered out of at some point last year. The water’s grim, Linds. And littered with the corpses of a thousand wasted lives who’ve gone before.
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