Sort of.

Miley Cyrus speaks out (again) about her newest beau, Liam Hemsworth and how they met.  Reportedly, Hemsworth opened the door for the pop singer on the set of their new movie The Last Song, which was filmed on Tybee Island in Georgia last year and that was all she needed to know to realize that Liam was “the one.”

Miley states that she’d “been in L.A. for three years” didn’t think that “any guy had opened doors” for her during that entire time.

After self-proclaimed “weird science chemistry” on set, Cyrus informed Hemsworth that he was going to be her boyfriend.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how these 21st century Hollywood women work.   Miley’s always appeared to be the pushy assertive one in her relationships and that’s always kind of been their short-lived demise.

Have no fear, though, Miley supporters: she’s been with Liam for almost a year, so this one’s got to be the one … right?

Ah, young love.

I suppose someone’s going to tell me next that Santa Clause beat the shit out of the Easter Bunny and then mugged him and I’m going to just have to believe it, ’cause there’s nothing more unfathomable than Reggie putting his Saint-ly strings onto another woman’s harp when he had Kardashian to begin with.

According to RadarOnline, Bush was, indeed, cheating on Kim with some waitress that goes by the name of January Gessert on and around the time that the two broke up:

Gessert reportedly spent the night at Reggie’s house on March 16th, after the two met at Sunset Strip bar-restaurant Red Rock. She was spotted leaving Reggie’s house the next morning at 7am.
Reggie has reportedly set up an elaborate system to hide his cheating from Kim – including the use of multiple cell phones, but the camera never lies, and Kim is bound to be left devastated and in tears following the release of these photos.

Come on, man, what the hell are you thinking?  If we’re judging by the cover of the book alone, I hardly think you’ll ever do better than the gorgeous Kim Kardashian.  Yeah, I mean, she doesn’t appear to be the sharpest tool in the shed and she seems kinda high-maintenance, but for fuck’s sake, you’re a football star, what do you care about what’s on the inside?

Criminy.

God, if a gorgeous, spoiled heiress and a Superbowl-winning football star can’t make it nowadays, who can, I ask you.  Who?!

Ladies and gentlemen, pull your cars off of the road and lock up the children that want to get their permits … Amy Winehouse is begging for driving lessons.  And a machete.

If that’s not a frightening visual, I don’t know what is.

Winehouse took to her Twitter account yesterday and crazily-blabbered about getting behind the wheel of a vehicle all Indiana Jones-like:

I WANT. DRIVING LESSONS..an machete BUT.IWANT.DRIVING.LESSONS.MORE.

I NEEEEEEEEEED DRIVING LESSONS..an machete BUT.IWANT.DRIVING.LESSONS.MORE> auntie rene more.! i’ll pay, you jus come’ long fo’ craziness.

auntie rene, come help me it’ll be me an violetta. i kkkkknow i’ve misssed the point of this but. but this this this this this this this

Yes, Aim, you’ve missed the point big time … and no one wants to see your crazy, strung-out ass driving a big rig, brandishing the point of a sharp blade while doing so.  Ever.

For the love of God, “Auntie Rene”, tell Winehouse “no, no, no.”

After six ridiculous seasons and $2.4 billion worth of combined plastic surgeries, MTV’s The Hills is entering its last season.

Um … yay.

I didn’t even realize that one, the show’s been on this long already and two, that it’s just now being cancelled … I totally thought Heidi and her cohorts were as synthetic as they could be. They should have started calling the show Plastic Peaks a few seasons back.

Anyway, a rep for MTV states that the ladies’ character development have reached their precipice and they’ve achieved everything they’ve sought out to — read: the females of The Hills are going to start looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein, and MTV wants no part of it.

The final 12 episodes are slated to begin airing this April 27th and will run its course through the summer.

Congrats to MTV for finally coming to their senses. ‘Tis a good year.

She’s pictured above with her adorable family out and about while celebrating some birthdays.  Both Hannigan and her daughter celebrated their birthdays yesterday and oddly enough, Hannigan’s mother and grandmother before also shared a birthday.  Bizarre.

I just love this girl — she seems so normal and down to earth and hell, she’s got an easy way of smiling and that’s something that I totally dig.

I actually caught the only and only episode that I’ve ever seen of How I Met Your Mother the other night while I was folding some laundry in the bedroom and I have to say, the lady’s pretty witty, too. She’s come a long way from the uber-band geek in American Pie.

I know there’s a lot of celebrities that I do rag on (and in my opinion, for damn good reason), but Alyson is one that you’ll never hear me say a bad thing about.  Well, unless she starts partying with Lindsay Lohan or shaking her bare lady bits all over Hollywood and then, man, all bets are off.

If you need any more convincing that Leonardo DiCaprio is the best actor of our time, then check out the swamp thing that he’s been “in a relationship” with for several years now in these new lingerie ads. Give him an Oscar for being able to stand looking at this thing with a straight face. Ugh. Can you imagine a woman with a body like this being paid to pose for lingerie? And then she goes home and Leonardo DiCaprio has to pretend to be sexually interested in her? What is it like to have so many people bend over backwards to put a smile on your hideous face, Bar Refaeli?