Lindsay fell down the other night, not ’cause she was pushed, but because she was “tired.” What a “tired” excuse. Next thing we know, she’ll be checking herself into the “hospital” for “exhaustion.” [Litely Salted]
Rihanna lets another boyfriend move in. Let’s hope this turns out better than the last one. [Allie is Wired]
Robert Pattinson is girly in a lot of ways. [Amy Grindhouse]
Say it aint’ so: Michael Lohan developing a new reality show. [Betty Confidential]
If you don’t remember, Sandra Bullock was one of the multitudes of celebrities that were interviewed weeks ago regarding the Tiger Woods Transgressions and she — thankfully — didn’t let Tiger off the hook as easily as some others did.
Bullock spoke to The Insiderat the People’s Choice Awards back in January and was asked by Insider‘s Niecy Nash regarding her take on the gratuitous amount of Tiger’s affairs and the allegations that Elin beat the snot out of Tiger because of them:
“If I were Elin … man, I would have hit a lot more than she did … I would have kept hitting!”
When prompted to clarify the obvious, Bullock stated:
“Yeah, [Elin] stopped. She was respectable. I’d get the baseball bat, I’d get everything out.”
Kind of eerie, don’t you think, Sandy? Is that why you’re in hiding, now? Gearing up that old swinging arm for one last date in hell? After four alleged mistresses have come forward — I guess that’s the thing to do nowadays — I’d be there right with you, doll.
I’m not one to condone violence, but hell … if my husband cheated on me with as many subway sluts as James and Woods have put together, you can bet that someone would sure be walking slinking away with a few broken bones.
Dude’s got a pretty killer body, but a shriveled, old, bitter-beer butter face and I’m sick to death of seeing him flash his moobs like he’s at a never-ending Mardi Gras. Really.
Mike Sorrentino is pictured above “helping out” at the grand opening of Martorano’s Italian-American Kitchen at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Florida, just, you know, doing his thing.
I am so sick of this guy and his overblown pecs, greasy pallor and constant fist-pumping. Go away. Please. Just … go away forever.
While circus freaks Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson left a restaurant last night in LA , the female half of the relationship wore a ring on its all-important finger … and just to clear that up, in case there was any confusion, it was Wood sporting the bling, not Manson.
The two started dating back in December of 2006 when Wood was just a mere twenty years old; Manson is twenty years her senior. The two had a ridiculously tumultuous relationship involving blood, gore, cutting and obsession and split in 2008. Although Wood claimed her relationship with Manson was “healthy and loving”, Manson went overboard with the dramatics of the breakup and admitted to cutting himself with broken glass in order to alleviate his psychosis pain. He also filmed a music video which portrayed a Wood look-alike being tortured and slaughtered after their breakup. After their split, he also admitting his unwavering desire in “smashing in her skull with a sledgehammer.”
In January 2010, the two confirmed rumors that they were back together and up until the two being spotted in public with an engagement ring, the idea remained speculation. You can see in the photos where the couple is leaving LA’s STK restaurant while Wood surreptitiously tries to “conceal” the ring and Manson stares off into the distance like a feeble old grandpappy. Ah, a match made by Dante in heaven.
Tell me this isn’t an OJ Simpson case waiting to happen.
The big Wa has evidently — and completely — dropped the bizarre faux-rap act and has opted for something with a little more, excuse the pun, gut.
Phoenix is stumping for a much greater cause these days: PETA. In doing this, he clearly felt there was no better way to convey his support for PETA than to show us writhing, half-dead animal heads just after dinner. You can check out the above video for something that’ll make you never want to buy snakeskin anything – ever — again.
Warning: This video is extremely, unbelievably graphic. I don’t recommend watching it if you’ve just eaten, or if you’ve just finished reading the previous entry regarding Jesse James’ Playgirl offer.
I used to have this thing where all I’d have to do was think about worms in order to throw up, but I think those days are behind me. The visual that this story put into my head has easily superseded the whole “worms” gimmick and I don’t think I’ll ever be the same girl again.
Playgirl has allegedly offered $500k to Sandra Bullock’s smut-lovin’ husband, Jesse James, to strut his Monster-sized “Vanilla Gorilla” in their monthly rag. Even better? The head of the publication gives even more TMI by stating that the theme of the skin shoot will be that of a circus-freak-type setting.
No word on if Bombshell McGee will be serving as the bearded clam lady in the shoot, if, in the event James decided to take the mag up on its offer. If Bullock leaves his filthy ass, he might have no other choice.
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