Courtney Love just can’t keep her sore-infested mouth shut — about anyone or anything.

Love currently blasts her late murder victim husband, Kurt Cobain, and his drug-using ways.  Courtney claims that she did drugs “recreationally” (you can just tell by her face that this is one woman who only did drugs intermittently) and enjoyed their casual use, but Cobain allegedly had another reason for using — his desperate acquisition of personal and political anarchy.  She then went on to call Cobain an “oblivion-seeker” and ever-so-obviously quipped that this fact led to his demise:

“He had his drug life. He was an oblivion seeker. I never wanted that. I was the kind of drug addict that just wanted to be comfortable in my skin. Escapism once in a blue moon. Kurt would just go on until he dropped. So he died, that wasn’t fun.”

Nothing says ‘guilt’ like beating a horse that’s been dead for sixteen years.

Paris Hilton (remember her?) was spotted out and about in LA yesterday with sister, Nicky, looking, well, like a semi-normal human being.

It’s almost kind of one of those “Where’s Waldo” photos or “What’s wrong with this picture” ads. I mean, no exposed snatch, no greasy heir on her arm, no bow-legged skinny-cow stance. I’m … confused.

I actually kind of miss the old, golden gossip days where Paris was hooking up with this one and getting engaged to that one … I mean, she still looks the same: poorly bleached hair of a very unnatural shade, tiny, baby-doll dresses and huge sunglasses, but guys … she’s changed inside or something. Yeah, she’s still trying to party with VS models and still trying to release that fabled album, but … damn, it’s just not the same.

Could it be that old wonky-eye is growing up? I’ll be honest, Paris — you’ve kinda made me proud. Bored, yes, but proud — I guess so!

Monica Geller Courtney Cox was photographed on the set of new show Cougar Town and she’s looking pretty damned good, considering circumstances. And by “circumstances”, I mean “what the fuck happened to all of the Friends characters’ faces?”

Jennifer Aniston’s really been the only one blessed in the anti-aging department but the rest of the cast … damn. I know everybody gets old but … just, damn.

Check out the gallery below for what the Friends cast looks like in 2010.

Her new single, “Not Myself Tonight” doesn’t drop from her anticipated new album, Bionic until March 30th, but you can check out a snippet here on Evil Beet.

This’ll be Christina’s first album since Back to Basics, which was released in 2006.

The song’s not bad and it’s a far cry from her Genie in a Bottle days — thankfully — but I still don’t get why everyone’s trying to be Lady Gaga nowadays. Based on the whole electronic vibe of the song and robotic-theme of the upcoming album, Bionic seems pretty cool, but it’s been done, girlfriend. Like, forty times over.

Thoughts?

Tom Cruise is slated to play a cowboy in his upcoming flick, Paper Wings. What’s next, Elton John playing a muscle-bound oil-rigger who can’t get enough female prostitutes under his belt? Tcha.

The story’s supposed to revolve around Cruise playing a rough-and-tumble rodeo champ who woos an up-and-coming country singing star, a role that Reese Witherspoon is allegedly considering.   Sources say that the two are currently in talks to join the cast.

Hope he doesn’t get any of his fake teeth knocked out in any super-amazing lassoing scenes … I heard they stopped making that kind in 1987.

Jon Gosselin and Morgan Christie’s romance is over.  Can you hear my heart breaking from all the way over here?

After “months of fighting”, Christie reportedly kicked the deadbeat dad and defunct reality star to the curb — and out of her house — and the main reasons were because he was fat, lazy and mooch-y.  I knew the girl was a little dense for dating Gosselin to begin with, but come on … is that not why all of his previous relationships — including his marriage — foundered?

Jon and his more-famous ex, Kate split this past June and this is the third fleeting relationship with a twelve year-old that Jon’s been kicked out of.

Christie reportedly asked Jon to leave her home this past Sunday and he’s been on his own since.

No word on if he’s aware that Dakota Fanning is available.