And she’s trying her best to follow in Mama’s footsteps by launching her very own career in the entertainment industry.
Naturally, Madonna has some pull pretty much everywhere in the world, not just in third world countries or with 19 year-old male models, so she’s set out to secure daughter Lourdes a “small role” in an upcoming film that the Queen of Pop has another hand in. The film is based on the life of Edward VIII.
This is a total change of pace for the protective Madonna — she wouldn’t even allow Lourdes to take part in a Harry Potter flick in 2007 — one that Lourdes not only auditioned for, but had received the role.
Sources close to Madonna state that she’s finally “ready” to allow Lourdes into show business and has scrupulously molded her in the best way she can over the past few years.
All I know is that Lourdes is one fierce chick and if she’s anything like her mother, we’re going to see a lot of this girl in the coming years.
Although reformed sex-addict pioneer Russell Brand is ready to tie the knot with “I Kissed a Girl” singer Katy Perry, it doesn’t prevent him from living vicariously through other philandering fools like Tiger Woods and Jesse James.
At Thursday’s Victoria’s Secret swim party, Brand was asked about his take on the two latest cheating scandals that rocked pop culture, and in his slyly-coquettish way, Brand replied:
“I like them! [James and Woods]… They seem like nice guys.”
I dunno, man. Doesn’t exactly sound like a man in love to me, especially coming from someone who’s admitted that he had a sexual addiction in the past, am I right?
Brand claims that he’s leaving the wedding planning to his fiancee and states that she’s the one in control of everything, anyway.
Assuming this is true, Katy, I’d keep a shorter leash on your man after these kind of comments, but then again, who knows. Maybe all of these “accidentally” exposed cheating scandals are the new black and Katy’ll actually be into it.
What do you guys think — unabashed honesty or a ploy to reinforce the whole, zany, oddball mystique?
Tell me, is there honestly anything funnier than someone falling on their ass?
Hah. I thought not.
Fergie takes the stage at a show in Kansas city last night and girlfriend hits the deck like a load of wet laundry while performing. She’s always been the very graceful, ladylike performer and I can expect nothing less from someone clearly as “clumsy” as I happen to be. I just love her. She falls on (and off) stage, she pees herself — she’s totally someone I could get down with.
More celebrities falling all over themselves below.
And I’m assuming it’s the latter rather than the former.
Emma Watson was snapped arriving at Heathrow Airport for the first time in a long, long time. The Harry Potter star has been working hard filming new movies and attending school in the US at Brown University.
I love this girl, I love her sweater and as a self-proclaimed Harry Potter nerd, that fact in itself makes her all the more appealing.
This is one girl that I can definitely say, with assurance, will never end up going what I like to call the “Lohan route.”
Evidently there’s a long-lost sex tape floating around with Jimi Hendrix’s name on it. And his peter, among other nude things.
The film is titled Jimi Hendrix: The Story of the Lost Sex Tape and it’ll be released on May 3rd. The video is said to include eleven minutes of Hendrix doing the do and probably under some kind of psychedelic influence. I hope that there’ll be floating mushrooms super-imposed all over the film, ’cause it’d be just so damned literal in so many ways.
You can check out the flick’s “official” trailer, which was so obviously filmed by a 1960′s groupie, ’cause not only does it make no sense, the almost-sixty year-old woman uses terms like “freakin’ out” and discusses “pubes.”
What about you guys? Interested in seeing posthumous penis or should some things be better left buried?
Boy, this little kid’s turning out to be a real pain in the ass. Maybe one day, he’ll actually receive notoriety kind of like that of Johnny Knoxville or something and then his dumb quips might be considered appropriate. At least in certain circles.
Bieber takes his latest pre-pre-pubescent angst out on Her Highness, Mariah Carey, and compares her to a basketball player past his time — old and irrelevant. When interviewed this past week about current pop stars like Justin Timberlake, Rihanna and Beyonce, the ever-present Mimi came up in conversation. Little Bieber had more than a mouthful to say about the pop star’s fame:
“I don’t love her new music, it’s not the same … It’s like Michael Jordan coming back to the NBA. She is past her best.”
Now, I’m not saying that I disagree with the kid … and I normally wouldn’t stick up for someone like Mariah Carey, but then again, I grew up in the eighties and nineties and I know what Mariah’s best actually was. Subjectively. See, we ladies of the eighties have to stick together over stuff like this. Disses coming from a child who looks like he was born in the year 2000 are kind of inappropriate, as was the dig on Michael Jordan.
I blasted Ke$ha earlier in the week for calling out Baby Bieber, but she might just have something. The kid’s a tool-in-training and the only thing I know him for is being an over-exposed child star who thinks he’s got Michael Jackson-type caliber for the future.
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