Oh, I’m so shocked. Now that Kim Zolciak from Real Housewives of Atlanta is done with Big Papa, it’s time for her to move on… to women? Kim told US Weekly that she is, in fact, seeing a woman these days. DJ Tracy Young and Kim made their first public appearance together this weekend at the Blacks’ Annual Gala in Miami Beach. The couple has been together for three months. A source who knows the couple told Us, “Tracy broke up with her longtime girlfriend to be with Kim. Since they’ve been together, Tracy lost a lot of weight and got really skinny for Kim. They seem to be beyond happy with each other.”

I am not going to call Kim Zolciak a fake lesbian because I know that that’s bound to offend a lot of people. Instead, I will say that this only further proves that Kim probably has a dick. Or, ya know, maybe she’s bi. I don’t know. It seems awfully convenient to me that as soon as this woman’s fame starts to taper off, she shows back up in the papers with something we’re going to talk about. Yawn.

Kate Gosselin supposedly has her own reality TV show in the works, but it was just announced that she’ll also be on next season of Dancing with the Stars. The mother of eight has joked before about how a run on that show would probably be a disaster, but that didn’t stop her from signing along the dotted line. Earlier this year, she told Jay Leno about the idea of being on the show, “I want to laugh at myself. I so cannot dance.” And we’ll be right there laughing along with you, Kate!

Here’s the thing though: Dancing with the Stars tapes in LA and it’s pretty well known that the celebs on that show keep a grueling rehearsal schedule. I’m sure between their father and nannies the kids aren’t going to be alone, but it will likely be months upon months of Kate and the kids not spending much time together. I appreciate Kate’s “single mom hustle”, but wouldn’t writing a tell-all about her ex-husband’s tiny penis bring in enough money and keep her close to her little ones?