Courtney Love and Lily Allen recently had it out at the NME Awards over a dress. Lily had a “lock” on Chanel that night, meaning that Chanel had agreed to dress her exclusively for the event. No one else could get Chanel, and Lily couldn’t be seen in anything else. Courtney also wanted to wear Chanel, but didn’t understand the concept of the lock or why Lily got it over her. The two have been throwing words back and forth at each other in the press for the past week, but Court did it better, as she always does when it comes to shit talking. She went nutso on her Twitter last night calling Lily every name in the book and accusing her of some not-so-savory behavior:
“yes but isnt @lilyroseallen contsnatly slandering herself saying shes fat and ugly? shes in the wrong business then, she shouldve used mom.”
“she shouldve gotten into film, this well groomed addicted to perfection person Chanel needing affirmation is what broken glassslippermeans!”
“can someone please send me the lyrics to the “Fear” i thought they were very honest to the psychological situation of our subject matter”
“shes not ugly and shes not fat( well she has a propensity towards corpulence but who outside of models doesnt?) but the lyrics say it all.”
“i cant believe someone who did massive amounts of cocaine at my house and was thrown out blamed me for her drugs, said i gave her shrooms..”
“publically she said i gave her hallucinogens , when she did about a kilo with my daughter asleep upstairs, and had to be phsycially removed”
“has the BALLS to tell me a year later when i confront her that after my daghter was traumatised when she came in her room asking for BEER..”
“told me shed been giving mushrooms by her posse and it had simply been convenient to blame me, thanks for the Loch and co hat advise but..”
“lying that i gave her a drug ive never even taken and i specifically said not to take coke in my house, if Kate Moss can abide?why not lily?”
“im sorry i posted a fat picture of her, and im sorry that she does accessories for Chanel wich has 0 to do w “locking” it a ignorant pr told”
“me that., didnt believe it when i heard it but already gone on twitter asking her to share this imaginary Chanel “lock” it was a COMPLIMENT”
“anyone who has the power to get @KarlLagerfeld to give them a lock and not even for the Oscars, the BRITS? DOUBTFUL! and she got so snarky”
“everytime she walked by me absouloutly innaproriatly frocked at the nme awards1 wouldnt be faulted for thinking she was at a premiere”
“she was in some sort of overdone starlet gown thing when everyone was in high kook. or stained hoodies drunk. and she hissed like a cat.”
“but i know why she hissed , she hissed like a cat cos i have a real and true band im popular, ( except perhaps w @grahamcoxon) shes not etc”
“sort of like an oversteroid very nasty girl version of me when i was 30 in an elevator w Gwyneth vibing her w my jealousy, i know it when it”
“happens, so heres the last word, i have ALL the dirt on @lilyroseallen, the fact that she was so ANGRY when i confronted her about her hissy”
“hissy attitude towards me and my posse her stuttering response was how could i insult her re chanel “lock” that was a COMPLIMENT!”
“she just was jealous, and shes in the wrong business, sometimes i spend 3 hours getting ready for a show, its pointless im going to get UGLY”
“its a good thing shes goign to retire, look at the lyrics for “the fear,” she lies, she steals, ( sunnies from Frances who loathes her)”
“maybe in “retirement” since she told me she wanted to prove to her mom and dad “how its really done” shell find her pretty self.”
“i dedicate “pretty on the inside” to @lilyroseallen the next few times i do it and suggest she look @lyrics.&”reasons to be beautiful”"
“ohg WAIT isnt @lilyroseallen “producing” a play called “REASONS TO BE PRETTY”? why yes i believe she is, gee a little close wouldnt ya say”
Um, I’m going to stay out of this. Who the hell cares if Lily Allen did a bunch of coke at Courtney Love’s house? Who cares about dresses? That award show was over a week ago! Courtney, per usual, is just making something out of nothing. Maybe concentrate on why your daughter refuses to live with you, Courtney.
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