Mar 12, 2010 at 06:51 am by Evil Beet

I think The Bounty Hunter looks terrible. I think everyone thinks The Bounty Hunter looks terrible. But none of that matters right now, because JENNIFER ANISTON’S LEGS LOOK AMAZING . I would say she looks 100% perfect here at the Bounty Hunter premiere in London, but I think I might not like that jacket with that dress. I couldn’t tell you for sure, though, because I cannot stop looking at her legs long enough to think about anything else.

Gerard Butler was there too. I think. I wouldn’t recognize him for sure right now unless his face was painted on Jennifer Aniston’s legs.

Somewhere in Italy, Angelina Jolie’s little twig legs just started to quiver, and she thought to herself, “Hm. Brad hasn’t made my legs shake since that whole disaster with the beard. I betcha Jennifer Aniston’s somewhere in public getting a lot of attention for her legs.”

OK, enough talking out of me. I’m off to the gym, where I will tack this photo to the treadmill and run for an hour.

Mar 12, 2010 at 06:40 am by Sarah


I’m not sure whether these two crazy kids are still together or not — reps say they’re broken up and then you see them skiing together in Aspen.  Reps say they’ve broken up again and then you see Biel trailing after Timberlake like a lost puppy — not that that’s any different from the norm — but still, I don’t know what to make of these two.

However, in new developments, Jess Biel speaks to People magazine and voices the enormous love that she has for Timberlake’s mom, Lynn Harless.  In an interview that took place during the premiere of her recent documentary Summit on the Summit: Kilimanjaro, Biel claims that she’s “so in love” with Harless.

Here’s some advice, darling Biel … The way to a man’s heart is definitely not by verbally groping his mom.  Believe me, I know … It just.  doesn’t.  work.

Besides.  I think you’re going to have a little run for your money, soon.  Ever since Gabourey Sidibe announced earlier this week that Timberlake is her most prized celebrity crush,  Justin’s been texting her on the sly.  Sorry, Bielsy, I think you’re super-hot and I’d take you home to meet my Mama, but you’ve got nothing on Gabby Sidibe.  She’s twice the woman you are.

Mar 12, 2010 at 06:23 am by Evil Beet

HAPPY FRIDAY Y’ALL, Knoxville-style!!!

Thanks to Chelsia for the heads-up on this.

Mar 11, 2010 at 06:10 pm by Evil Beet

Update: The video is auto-play so I put it after the jump.

It’s finally here — the long-awaited, 10-minute music video for Lady Gaga and Beyonce’s “Telephone.”

Thoughts???? It’s pretty amazing, IMO.

(Hat-tip to our awesome friends at popbytes for this vid.)

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Mar 11, 2010 at 03:25 pm by Evil Beet

Corey Haim’s mom says the LA coroner called her this morning to give her a heads-up that her son died of pulmonary congestion.

Judy Haim told Maria that she received an early courtesy call from the LA County Coroner’s Office who told her that an autopsy found her son had an enlarged heart and his lungs were filled with water. His cause of death was due to pulmonary congestion.

The Coroner’s Office also told Access that prescription bottles containing four different medications were taken from his room. His mother and manager told the Coroner’s Office those medications were the only ones he was taking, but the Coroner could not confirm if the medications were found in his body.

I don’t know anything about pulmonary congestion, and I’ll wait to weigh in on this until we have a report from the actual LA coroner.

Meanwhile, folks are coming out of the woodwork to talk about Haim and his struggles with drug addiction. Up now: Some actress named Tiffany Shepis who was engaged to Corey. (Actually, Tiffany appears to be a very successful horror flick star. Her IMDB page goes on forever, although you’ve never heard of a single one of her movies.)

The 30-year-old horror film actress and former E! Wild On guest host first met the Lost Boys star “years ago.” When his substance abuse became a problem, she bent over backward to try to help sober him up.

“I was trying, like everyone wants to do, to be Mother Teresa and help somebody, like Corey [Feldman] did and tons of other people in the past,” she says. “I moved him out to Arizona thinking it would help and get him away from everything and the people who were setting him up to fail.”

Shepis claims she’s a “pretty big advocate against” taking drugs, but it wasn’t until she realized she was unable to force Haim to change that she knew she had to put an end to the relationship.

“It didn’t work out,” she says of the move to Tucson. “I broke everything off before he left. There was just no progression, and if somebody doesn’t want to get better…”

The pair regained contact when Haim returned to Los Angeles in early 2009, but stopped speaking six months ago.

“I would go back and forth,” she says of their communication. “I would get insane phone calls, insane emails. Like stuff that you can’t even imagine a person saying to another person. And then I would run into him and he would look half OK and look like he’d gained some weight. I think he had like little mini, two-week instances of sobriety and then hard-core falloffs.”

Shepis says the star’s weapon of choice was typically prescription meds rather than illegal drugs.

“It was only pills,” she says.

It always seems so distasteful when people clamor for TV time after a loved one has passed away. But I guess I wonder what I’d do in the same position. Do these people go into these interviews thinking they’re doing the right thing — taking a chance to eulogize their deceased loved one and remind the world of how loved he or she was — and then get steered off-course by tough interview questions? Or are they all like “Fuck yeah someone died and now I get to be on TV!!!” Or is it somewhere in between?

Mar 11, 2010 at 01:06 pm by Evil Beet

I wrote earlier today about the outfit Jess wore to her David Letterman appearance — a lot of you loved it, but I still think it’s kind of ridic.

Now that we actually have footage of Jessica on the show — talking about Tony Romo and John Mayer (“He gave away my game!!), among other things — I have a very important question: Why can’t she talk like a normal human being??? Doesn’t it seem like she’s holding her mouth a little tight? It doesn’t look like she recently got Botox or anything, but there’s definitely something odd going on.

That said, it’s a pretty adorable interview, and I like her a lot more after watching it.

Lastly: How fucking amazing is the quality on YouTube these days??? This is a damn sharp video. Pretty soon I’ll be able to sit in bed all day and my entire life will just play out over the Internet. Oh, wait. That already happened.