David Schwimmer aka The Schwimdawg is getting married to his girl, Zoe Buckman. It will be a first marriage for both the 43-year old actor and 24-year old Zoe. The two reportedly met while Schwimmer was in London directing the movie Run Fatboy Run.

No one cares about David Schwimmer getting married, I know, but I want to know more about this Zoe Buckman. She’s a 24 year old photographer who’s marrying a 43 year old dude I watched on TV my whole life. This chick is younger than me! How’d she pull this off? I’m dying to know…

Aubrey O’Day, who I will always remember as one of the most unfortunate looking people on that show Making the Band, was at Millions of Milkshakes in Hollywood to introduce her special “celebrity milkshake”. Millions of Milkshakes is one of those touristy places in the middle of West Hollywood that thrives on it’s “celebrity” guests. When it first opened up, they’d get people like Miley to come in and make a shake. Now they’re down to the Aubrey O’Days of the world and it’s just sad. The worst part is you can tell that this photo op means the world to Aubrey. The photo gallery below could elicit tears. I’m not kidding. Ugh. Hollywood.

Corey Haim passed away earlier this week and while investigating his death, authorities have uncovered that the actor was involved with a huge prescription drug ring.

From TMZ:

State Attorney General Jerry Brown says his office is conducting a probe of Haim’s death because an unauthorized prescription in his name was found during a probe of fraudulent drug-prescription pads in San Diego.

Brown said the prescription drug ring under investigation operates by ordering prescription drug pads from authorized vendors using stolen doctor identities — i.e., identity fraud.

The pads are sold on the street to prescription drug addicts or dealers.

The A.G. notes that many of the doctors whose names are printed on the forms are unaware that his or her identity has been stolen.

None of this information comes as much of a surprise at this point. Corey’s battle with drugs was long and well-documented, and I think many people are shocked that he made it as long as he did. As for prescription drugs, they are just as dangerous, if not more dangerous than your typical illegal narcotics. They are just as addictive and as long as you can get the money, there’s never a shortage. It’s a real shame is all.

Renee Zellweger seemed to have a series of unfortunate events as she left lunch in Venice. First she ran in to this weird dude in the photo above, then she struggled to find her keys in her big purse as she made her way to the car. Eventually she just had to squat down and really dig in there. Isn’t that always the way with these big purses, ladies?

There’s a formula to making what will be a successful YouTube video. Take something everybody loves and add something else that everybody loves. You know, like babies saying adult things or gay guys romping around to a Miley Cyrus hit. Rinse and repeat, it works almost every time.

And that’s exactly why this video of a group of gay college boys knew exactly what they were doing when they made this fabulous remake of the most popular Taylor Swift song. These guys have been doing their homework and the video’s pretty well-made. Check it out.

WARNING: The above video is completely, totally disturbing and difficult to watch. It’s far from kid-friendly. Or anyone-friendly.

Neal Horsley, a Georgia man who made the above video after hearing Elton John say that Jesus is gay, has been arrested for threatening the singer’s life. The eight minute video is pretty standard Christian gay hate speech but when Horsley went as far as to show Elton’s Atlanta residence and say “Elton John must die”, he crossed a line.  He is currently being held on a $40,000 bond.

And this is so rich: When Neal’s son, Nathan Horsely, was asked why his father was arrested he said he thought it had something to do with the music he used in the video.