For the second week in a row, Alice in Wonderland was the box-office leader, pulling in $62 million. I haven’t seen it yet, but I think I want to. I’m just worried that after the first 15 minutes I’ll get bored with how beautiful it is and be like, “Oh, yeah, it’s the Alice in Wonderland story, who cares?” Let me know if you’ve seen it and what you thought. Worth seeing in theaters or wait for DVD?

Matt Damon’s Green Zone was the second-biggest draw, with $14.5 million domestically. As a giant Matt Damon fan, I saw this on Friday, and it was decent. As far as Matt Damon action movies go, it was kind of so-so. Like, the premise of the entire movie is “George Bush is intentionally lying about the presence of WMDs in Iraq.” Which, true or not, is kind of an overplayed concept. I was waiting for the exciting and creative twist, but it didn’t come. However: Matt Damon looked really, really good the whole time. Matt Damon should wear Army fatigues everywhere he goes. I may get easily bored of Johnny Depp looking like Carrot Top in a giant hat, but I will never tire of Matt Damon dressed in Army fatigues. If Matt Damon ever does a movie where he plays a fireman I will probably kill his wife in a jealous blackout go see it.

Uh, well, it’s not exactly the slowest news day, but it would be a real shame if I didn’t post these delightfully racy photos of Amanda Seyfried from Esquire that have been floating around the web. I knew she was kind of a sleeper hit babe.

Here’s a round up of some other news in case these photos don’t do it for you (but FYI, if that’s the case, I don’t wanna know ya!):

• A Minnesota-based celebrity memorabilia site is picking up the tab for Corey Haim’s funeral. Even in death the guy is a sell out.
• Actor Peter Graves, 83, died of natural causes in Los Angeles yesterday.
• Gisele is starting an eco-friendly skincare line. Fascinating.
• NSFW: The Telephone video was shot partially on the former set of a gay porn!? Beyonce sat exactly where some dude had his dick hanging out! Amazing!
• If Zac Efron gets cast as Spiderman, I’m going to start cutting again.

Even though Jersey Shore was an outrage to the Italian American community, an Italian network has just picked up the first season of the series. It will start airing on March 22, so get ready to find out that Snooki was found floating in some river on March 23rd. Maybe the 24th. Who can be sure?

The show was so offensive to Italians in the US that the New Jersey Italian and Italian American Heritage Commission wrote to Viacom (MTV’s parent company) asking them to pull the plug on the “reality series” that follows self-proclaimed “guidos” and “guidettes”. They cited the show as being both “offensive” and “inaccurate”.

Personally, I think the level of idiocy that the cast displayed made it clear that they were not representatives of any community except maybe the lowest common denominator. If anyone should be offended by Jersey Shore, it’s the color orange.

Sunday is a day for reflection, so I think we should all take a moment out to check in on Anna Nicole’s daughter, Dannielynn Birkhead. Dannie went to the park with her father Larry Birkhead in Los Angeles yesterday and it looks like the two of them are doing just fine. For the most part, anyway. Only a single father would bring his daughter out of the house in jeans covered in fake flowers, and you know that’s true. Poor guy’s just trying to do right by his kid, but those pants… those are hideous. Anna probably would have loved them, though. There’s that.

How gorgeous is Dannielynn, BTW?

I haven’t been keeping up with Jessica Simpson’s new show The Price of Beauty, but every time I see a clip online, I wind up laughing. I love that Jessica Simpson. I’m going to keep telling you that until you all love her, too. That’s how it works, right?

In this clip above, Jessica meets a Buddhist monk and she, along with her BFFs CaCee and Ken, sit in for a long meditation with him. Well, the process takes longer than expected and of course! Of course! Of course Jessica can’t keep her shit together. What’s funny about this clip? At the end, Jessica says, “For some reason I couldn’t be at peace with myself, so maybe I have a little bit more work to do.” Ya think?!

Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas are totally dating, you guys. Demi spilled the beans yesterday in an interview with Billy Bush and called Joe, “perfect”. Ugh. Here’s how it played out:

BB: Have you ever dated a Jonas Brother?

DL: Um, maybe?

BB: Which one? Joe?

DL: Yeah. He’s actually… he’s my best friend.

BB: So you guys went from boyfriend-girlfriend to best friends?

DL: No kind of the opposite.

BB: Oh? So you’re dating him now?

DL: Umm, yeah he is my best friend and he is incredible.

I don’t know why we’re supposed to care about this. All these kids claim to be virgins, and if you’re not fucking, you’re not really dating. I’m sorry if you disagree, but I live in 2010. If a guy won’t sleep with one of my friends, I tell her to never call him again. Now, do I think that Demi and Joe Jonas are “totally doing it”? Yeah, I think they probably bone constantly because they’re hot and 17 and living adult lives, but they want us to talk about them like they’re virgins… so who the hell cares that these two sit around and hold hands? Not me! I’m sure this is news for someone, but not this slut!