Charlie Sheen entered a plea of “not guilty” in the Aspen court where he was due to follow up on the charges that were pressed against him after he pulled a knife on his wife over Christmas. We all know that story by now, no need to rehash.

Charlie’s plea isn’t exactly a surprise. We didn’t think he was going to cop to a domestic violence charge, obviously. Charlie is due back in court July 21 for his trail. His publicist said in a statement, “Charlie is looking forward for this opportunity to clear his name.” It’s gonna take a hell of a lot more than that, publicist!

I know this will never, ever in a million years happen, but if Charlie Sheen admitted he was wrong and went through with the court-ordered punishment WHILE maintaining his recently reconciled relationship with his wife, that would probably be the best thing the guy ever did for himself. Sure, he’d have to publicly admit to trying to knife up his lady, but if he sought help, it’s be slightly more admirable. All I’m seeing now are a couple of addicts who keep apologizing for each other’s behavior.

That Rielle Hunter! She always knows how to keep her name in the headlines, whether she’s banging a married Presidential candidate or involving their lovechild in a sexual photo spread for GQ or … complaining about said photo spread to Barbara Walters.

Are we done with this woman yet?

Rielle Hunter seems to be having some regrets about her her GQ spread. On The View today, Barbara Walters said she had talked to Rielle Hunter this morning.

“She was in tears when she called,” said Walters, “and said that when she saw the pictures in GQ she screamed for two hours. She said she found the photographs repulsive.”

So Walters says she asked if that was the case why did she pose for them? “She said she trusted Mark Seliger, whom she said is a brillant photographer and quote, ‘I went with the flow,’” recounted Walters.

Walters says Hunter “thought that having one of those photos was okay and would be sexy and that there were others that were just beautiful headshots, but that GQ picked photos to hit one note.”

This woman can’t possibly be that stupid. You’re famous because you slept with John Edwards and had his child! And then you posed with that child, on a bed, with your bare stomach showing. You thought GQ magazine was going to use the beauty shots??

OF COURSE YOU DIDN’T. You’ve made a career of this kind of shit. You knew exactly what you were doing. That doesn’t make it any less abhorrent. This kind of crap was admittedly impressive back when you were twenty years old and Jay McInerney was writing about it, but you’re nearly 46 years old now, and you have a child who is already going to spend her life fighting an uphill battle against the circumstances of her birth, and you’re still pulling this slutty ditz act? Cut it out.

Awww sad! Kate Winslet and her hubby since 2003, Sam Mendes, have decided to call it quits.

“Kate and Sam are saddened to announce that they separated earlier this year,” their lawyers say in a statement. “The split is entirely amicable and is by mutual agreement. Both parties are fully committed to the future joint parenting of their children.”

The couple have a 6-year-old son, Joe. Kate also has a daughter, Mia, 9, from her first marriage to Jim Threapleton.

I’m bummed out to hear this. I love Kate Winslet and I’m always cheering for her. It seemed like they had such a great marriage, and I was thinking it might last. I guess it’s the seven-year itch?

In related but far less upsetting news, Jennifer “No Love” Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy have also split up. It’s important that Jennifer Love Hewitt break up with her boyfriends on a semi-regular basis, because otherwise no one will write about her ever. Any guesses on who her next target will be? How do you get more absurd than Jamie Kennedy? DATE A JONAS BROTHER, Jennifer!!!

Corey Feldman will not be attending the funeral of his  BFF and frequent co-star, Corey Haim. The two have had a rocky relationship for quite some time, but supposedly that was behind them. Feldawg’s reason for staying clear of the Haimster’s funeral? He doesn’t want to start a media frenzy.

Feldman’s statement about his decision to skip the burial:

In the days following my best friend Corey Haim’s death, I have spent much time with his mother Judy, who has always been like a mother to me. I would love nothing more than to be by her side at Corey’s funeral, however, due to their strong religious beliefs and need for privacy, the family has decided to make Corey’s funeral on Tuesday a small private affair.

Understanding the recent media attention and to be respectful of the family’s wishes, I have decided not to attend.

Instead, I will remain in Los Angeles quietly mourning and planning his memorial. As a sign of respect, I am asking the media to honor Corey Haim by making the same choice. I am working with a few people who were close to Corey to put a memorial together within the next month. At that time, the media will be invited to honor and celebrate the legacy he has left behind, along with friends, fans and the rest of the Hollywood community.

Hey, whatever.

Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston have more in common than just their Good Morning America appearances this morning. Both women have dated John Mayer, who dished details on each of their sexual prowesses in a recent Playboy interview… So I guess it makes sense why there’s not a photo of them together?

It’s official! A best actress Oscar nod is a good sign that you’re on your way to being famous, but when the paparazzi stalk your ass while you’re shopping, you KNOW you’ve really done something important. Just ask Brooke Hogan or Mischa Barton or Tila Tequila.

The paps got some shots of our newest glamour girl, Ms. Gabourey Sidibe, while she was out and about in NYC. There’s something I just adore about this girl. She’s such a fantastic and earnest success story, and I’m rooting for her to stay relevant in Hollywood.