Anyone wearing that kind of dress will never die. Out of spite.
Lindsay Lohan was spotted out — during daylight hours and before 11 PM, oddly enough — doing some shopping in Glendale. And her skin did not melt and fold off.
Although various sources TMZ, LAPD, her family, her friends, her “fans”, her doctors claim that the starlet is on the highway to hell, it hasn’t deterred her from doing some shopping in Gramma’s frock.
Lindsay hit up the latest senior boutiques in Glendale’s rockin’ shopping district and then attended another session at “The Right On Program” where she showed off her newest arm tat that reads, “I restore myself when I’m on my own.”
If old-lady-retail therapy restores you when you’re own your own, honey, have at it and go ape-shit senior-citizen-discount crazy. Like, every day.
In case you were one of the trillions caught unaware, James Van Der Beek was married. And it lasted almost six years, which is kind of like dog years in Hollywood, so really … it was like, three lifetimes.
Reps for the two announced this past July that the couple had officially split. Divorce proceedings, which are said to wrap up around May 1st, have preliminarily awarded Van Der Beek’s estranged wife, Heather Ann McComb, around $7,750 a month in alimony. Have no fear, though … toothy-pubic-brows-Dawson James
was given their shared Hollywood home, movies, stories and screenplays that he had penned over the course of their marriage.
Divorcing Dawson Leery and sucking seven grand-plus a month? Sweet. Knowing that all he’s got left are his “artistic musings”? Fucking priceless.
Van Der Beek’s said to bring in approximately $50k a month. And no, I have no idea what for either.
Season 6 American Idol finalist Stephanie Edwards spent the night in jail last night for beating up another woman. The drama started when the 22-year old Savannah resident went to confront someone about harassing phone calls she’d been receiving. Around 10 PM Stephanie was spotted straight up tangling in the middle of the street with this other chick. Fighting in the middle of the street at 22-years old! Show some class!
Both women were arrested and reportedly have minor injuries. Stephanie has scratches on her face and chest, and the other woman had a black eye. What a shame. If I had to walk around town with a black eye from any American Idol contestant, I would at least want it to be someone who made it in the top 10. You know? Like Camile Velasco or someone.
Stephanie has since been released from jail and any sort of punishment has yet to be announced. Stay clean, girl.
Michelle “Bombsell” McGee has been called a lot of names recently for being the first woman to come out and say that she was sleeping with Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James, but a “bad businesswoman” will not be one of them! The tattoo model’s website launched today (NSFW, but MichelleBombshell.com) and in addition to $9.95 “sneak-a-peek” at the naughty goodies that are yet to come, there’s also a statement that was posted by her webmaster:
“To all the people that think Michelle planned this drama, we can assure that if she had planned it, we would have had our pay-site and merchandise store ready for public consumption. We were caught off guard, but we will have our full pay-site up in the next couple weeks.
We…know that the entire world is waiting to hear from Michelle regarding all of the extreme bullshit that is being thrown around out there. We DO NOT tolerate any racism, bigotry or hateful promotion…Soon Michelle will be able to clear the air in her first interview since this scandal broke.”
You gotta love that they’re like, “If we were trying to ruin Jesse James’ life, we’d at least be making money off of it.” That reasoning actually endears me to Michelle quite a bit. I have to say, I kind of believe the girl. She has a small-town nobody vibe about her, she meets someone famous off MySpace who says that he’s split from his A-list wife, of course she’s going to carry on an affair with him and then feel hurt when she sees that he was lying. Sure, a more reasonable person maybe wouldn’t be so gullible and emotionally open to a glorified MySpace hook up, but we all know someone in our own lives that falls for shit like this and we feel badly for them because they’re kind of pathetic and lack dignity. I don’t think that makes her a bad person, just a semi-troubled one.
James Franco has studied film at NYU, got his BA at UCLA, just picked up an MFA at Columbia and now he’s going for his PhD. The Yale Herald reported this week that James has been accepted in to their English PhD program. And to think that just last year this guy was doing stints on soap operas! Wow! What a year!
From The Yale Herald:
Our sources tell us he’ll be here starting in September, though lucky Yalies may see him around campus in the coming weeks for admitted students events. Franco was on campus earlier this academic year for a Berkeley College Master’s Tea, causing a huge commotion among the ladies, the gays and the soap-opera fans.
James’ “people” have also confirmed that he was accepted in to the program and that Yale is his first choice (I wonder where else he applied…), but they cannot confirm wether or not he’ll be going through with it.
Wow, if this guy was completely silent except for when he was laughing, in possession of a pizza oven, had a grow house, never ever wore jean shorts and was willing to finance my life so I could lay in bed all day and talk to myself, he might just be the most perfect man alive.
I still watch The Hills. It started the day after I moved to LA, I was a huge Laguna Beach fan, so obviously I still check in with The Hills. And you know, some might argue that the show fell off after the second season because all the characters because paparazzi targets with clothing lines, but I still think they bring the heat. Or at least the warmth. It’s the snack cakes of television. If you’re in the right mood, it’s crazy delicious, but you’d be mortified if anyone you respect saw you enjoying it.
Check out this trailer above and tell me you disagree. We got coke rumors with Kristin, a new Frankenface for Heidi, yet another repressed homosexual meltdown from Spencer… and that’s just what we’re getting up front! And how sad does Stephanie Pratt make you? “JUST BE YOURSELF, GIRL! FIGURE OUT WHO YOU ARE!” (That’s what I want to say to her.)
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