Just when we thought the shitshow of Tiger Woods’ personal life was over, yet another mistress comes forward — making this his 15th.
The woman goes by the name of “Devon James” (James seems to be a popular name in the adult entertainment industry, for some reason) and she’s an “entertainer” out of Florida. She allegedly rode Tiger’s stallion from 2006 to 2008 and participated in some of Tiger’s more, ah, girl-on-girl requests. She also claims that she was the golf guru’s first “sext.” James claims that Tiger would text her incessantly, inquiring if she’d be his whore.
As for why the woman didn’t emerge sooner? Well, she claims that it was because she kind of felt bad for the little boy who’d been punished and socially castrated in the beginning and hardly wanted to add fuel to the fire, but methinks it probably had more to do with being involved with another sex-addicted pseudo-celebrity and less with plain good will. I mean, come on … she seems like a busy lady, right? Handling all these affairs can be a time-consuming thing, don’t you know.
Well, well, Tiger. Fifteen, huh? Elin was reportedly bear-in-a-cave pissed that Joslyn James released those graphic text messages, I can’t imagine what she’s going to think now, what with fifteen on the plate. Fuck, to be honest, I was kind of hoping for three more and then he could have one for every hole on the green. No pun intended.
You can check out photos of Devon James in the gallery below, but I warn you … she kind of resembles Snooki in some of them and that was an image that even I had to scour my brain with steel wool in order to rid it.
I’m not what you’d call a Ke$ha fan and it’s not just because I have a goddamned hard time typing ‘$’ instead of ‘s’ when I write about her.
She’s mean to little kids and mentally ill pop stars people and can’t go anywhere without trying to rip off Lady Gaga’s style. She doesn’t even really matter all that much to me, but just kinda irks me by association, I guess.
Anyway, Ke$ha is caught frolicking on Bondi Beach in New South Wales looking like she’s trying to cover up a nasty Cesarean scar or something and totally kind of looks like that weird old aunt that always smells like cough drops and rubs your knee way too much.
For a self-proclaimed “poor girl” who’s reaping her deserved rewards, I can tell you where she didn’t get those fab boobs: the plastic surgeon. It’s obvious where the extra, transplanted oomph came from … just ask her ass.
So, the health care reform was officially signed off upon today and Vice-President Joe Biden was, well, really “fucking” excited about it.
In an introduction of President Barack Obama, Biden is found to say — albeit in a muffled kind of way — “This is a big fucking deal.”
I can dig it; old Joe was a bit over-excited and forgot that the mics were live. This kind of stuff happens, even on international television. I personally found it pretty endearing. Hell, even the President thought it was some funny shit. You can hear him giggle like a little girl around the :15 mark.
I’m obviously not the only one who appreciated VP Biden’s off-the-cuff remarks; White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs thought the whole thing was pretty entertaining, too.
Hilary Duff had to wait it out while her fiance, Mike Comrie, was 20 minutes late to scoop her up from the Edmonton International Airport this morning. She tried to hide behind a wall, but she was spotted by some young fans and agreed to post for pictures. Do you think maybe it was that huge-ass rock on her finger that gave her away? Despite his tardiness, Hilary seems thrilled to finally be with Mike once he arrives. These two are a cute couple. If she was a little older and he wasn’t a professional athlete, I’d say it might last.
I know that when I think about the short list of things I want to learn about and people I want to learn about them from, “Alaska” and “Sarah Palin” are right at the very top. Thankfully, Discovery Communications has decided to pick up Sarah Palin’s documentary-style program, imaginatively titled “Sarah Palin’s Alaska” (LOL), and it’s rumored that Mark Burnett Productions will be earning about $1 million per episode. In terms of first-season cable TV money, that’s a pretty serious paycheck.
Here’s the question though: Who is going to watch this? Are there enough families out there that respect Palin and want them to educate their child about Alaskan wildlife when it’s not exactly the hardest information to come by? Let’s put it this way: If this show does well, we should all be more afraid than ever.
Tonight, Miley Cyrus is American Idol’s latest mentor. For the contestants, thankfully, not the children of Idol Gives Back or anything. … I jest.
Miley is appearing on tonight’s Idol airing, 8 PM ET, to help the contestants prepare for life in the spotlight and will lend her musical expertise to the remaining eleven finalists.
Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato will perform their tween-saccharine-sweet-gag-me-anthem, “Make A Wave”, on the live results show tomorrow at 9 PM ET and Cyrus will be performing her hit “When I Look At You.”
No word on if Billy Ray will be skulking in the wings, prompting her to grind on the judges.
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