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Wash, Rinse, Repeat

We’re on to Phase 3 of the now-standard Hollywood sex scandal: Rehab! Jesse James’ rep spoke exclusively to People Magazine and said, “Jesse checked himself into a treatment facility to deal with personal issues. He realized that this time was crucial to help himself, help his family and help save his marriage.” The rep also stated that attending rehab was Jesse’s own idea. I would imagine that that’s probably because his wife’s not even talking to him.

We’ve seen David Duchovny, Tiger Woods and Russell Brand head to treatment just for their compulsion to bone everything in sight, but I’m not sure that this is actual treatment as much as it’s a good way to save face in public. Sandra’s moved out, he’s had alleged affairs with four women, and he’s been tied to white supremacy. It’s obvious that this guy has to do something to clean up his life, so let’s hope that this “treatment facility” gets the job done.

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  • Now that its trendy in Hollywood, I wonder how long before sex rehab becomes an excuse for infidelity with the general public?

    • That’s what I thought too when I heard about it.

      Too bad he didn’t just say, “Yeah, I did it, I made terrible choices and I am a shitty husband. I am so sorry for wrecking our marriage, Sandra,” and called it a day.

      • Because it takes actual balls to come out and say it straight like that. And balls are something Mr. James just doesn’t seem to have. He is, mentally, still a dumb ass teenage boy. Some just never grow up.

  • Fuck off you stupid douchewank.

    You should’ve thought about saving your marriage before you effin threw it into the wood chipper and shredded it into tiny, minute pieces that can never be salvaged. It’s disgusting that these men view their wives so lowly that they think they’ll accept them back with open arms because they think they should have to put up with being treated like crap.

    • It’s not how men “view their wives”. It’s how men with fame and status view the bountiful variety of vaginas just begging them to stick their dicks in them. If men viewed their wives as food, then why wouldn’t they want to try Mexican every once in a while instead of the same old boring Italian?

      • I think Merc has a point; it is about how they view thier wives – or don’t view them. They don’t view them with respect, they don’t view them with care or concern about their feelings. They don’t seem to care or acknowledge the ramifications of their actions, and why should they? Celebrities seem to be above the law in Hollywood. Everyone kisses their ass and they are never forced to be responsible people.

      • Um, it’s not just men with “fame and status” who cheat on their wives with skanks. Merc’s right.

      • It’s all in the eye of the beholder. Maybe if wives would act more like skanks in bed their husbands wouldn’t roam.

      • Pea-Brain, it’s never ok for someone to cheat on their significant other, regardless of the situation.

      • You somehow missed the point. Cheating isn’t just feeling like banging someone else that day for the sake of variety. It’s thinking that the person you’re with isn’t valuable enough for you to be a good partner to them and be loyal to them.

        My comment in more detail is this: after cheating repeatedly on her and showing Sandra he didn’t value her enough to be loyal to her and the relationship, Jesse also(!!) lied directly to her face; pretended to be someone she could trust; hugged, kissed and bonded with her when he knew if she found out she would be devastated; deceived her; went behind her back; and played her for a fool because he thought he could get away with it because she’s too dumb to find out.

        Sandra is valuable enough to have left him after he cheated on her once and immediately confessed, without any additional lies or manipulation (if he would have done that). Every woman (and man), regardless of who she is, deserves to be treated with respect and have a partner who’s loyal to her. But his opinion of her was SO low that he though she deserved to be cheated on AND lied to/played for a fool!!! He pulled a DOUBLE whammy!!

        BUT(!!!!!) get this!!! This dude thinks that after pulling a DOUBLE whammy, he should show us he values her even LESS(!!!!!) by announcing that he thinks he can get her back by simply hanging out at some luxurious facility for a few weeks? Like she’s so worthless she can’t find someone better than a man who cheats and lies to her face about it! He STILL can’t get it through his head that she’s valuable enough to deserve more than that? He thinks she’s so pathetic she will just let him get away with ALL of it and go back to him? Him even thinking that right there is the TRIPLE whammy!! This guy thinks she’s about as important as a plop of diarhhea.

        Him being a cheater who confesses immediately and checks into rehab after talking to Sandra= Shithead to whom Sandra should say, “Don’t Let The Door Hit You on the Way Out”

        Him cheating then lying because he think she’s not smart enough to find out = Worthless piece of scum who should be castrated because he doesn’t deserve to be called a man

        Him cheating, lying to her because he think she’s too stupid to find out, and thinking she’s so stupid she’ll take him back after ALL THIS= No words to describe the awful human being that he really is. If a fatal accident were to come his way, there should be no mourning.

    • “threw it into the wood chipper and shredded it into tiny, minute pieces”

      I know you were talking about the marriage, but I feel sure SB would like to take your advice with something a bit more personal… ;)

  • Isn’t it great now that cheating is considered an illness? “Honey, I wasn’t whoring around-I’m sick!”

  • I have no doubt that sexual compulsion exists. However, it’s self-inflicted and the person who has let it ruin his/her life (as well very often times ruining the lives of those around them) has to hold themselves accountable and accept the consequences. The actions of these people are no different than that of compulsive alcoholics, drug users, and pedophiles who continue to fall back into the hole. If Bullock is smart she’ll run for the hills as far, far away from this tool bag as she can get. It’s not about being compassionate or forgiving, and it doesn’t matter whether or not he can be “cured. If she sticks with him she’s in for a long trek of grief and hurt. Most likely a narcissist like him is never going to permanently change his behavior to please anyone, even at the expense of losing everything he has. One can only hope it’s a wake up call for her and other women who think it would be so much fun to be hooked up with a “bad boy”. You get what you pay for.

  • This guys dick should be dipped in acid. Seriously, Lord knows what he exposed Sandra to while having tons of unprotected sex with skank Nazi youth.

  • I find it interesting that they never go to sex rehab until AFTER they get caught. Bleeping hypocrites.

  • Don’t worry, Jesse, I’m sure there are lots of other beautiful, classy, talented, successful, independently wealthy women out there willing to love you and take care of your children.

  • Instead of “Checking In”, that asshole should put a gun to his head and “Check Himself Out”.

    What an ass.

    FUCK-OFF Jesse, you parasite!

  • He’s in Tucson, my town. I hope he gets the treatment he needs, though I’m not so sure there’s a cure for a Nazi-cheating-douchebag.

  • Does it say anywhere he’s in there for sex rehab? For all we know it could be drugs/booze as well.

    That being said, he’s still such an incredible douche bag for cheating on Sandra. Kinda reminds me of that classic Seinfeld moment when George explains how he is the Lord of the Idiots :D

    • Meh. And for all we know it could just be a convenient place to hide out while the dust settles (45 days apparently) and all the while look like you’re trying to sort your shit out while in reality you are having lots of nice spa treatments and working on your guns.

      I don’t subscribe to the “once a cheater, always a cheater” theory because in some situations shit happens and won’t ever happen again. However Jesse is not a “once a cheater” man. He’s an over and over cheater with exceptionally poor taste. I don’t think that will change in 45 days.

  • “Personal issues???” He’s fucking a Nazi whore! Are you fucking kidding me?

    Hey Jesse, I have “personal issues,” too. But when I get caught cheating, I don’t get to float to Arizona and cry like a fucking pansy to attempt to get some sympathy from the woman who TOOK IN AND HELPED RAISE YOUR CHILDREN.

    What a douche.

  • he looks a little andy dick-ish to me in this pic…..

    And since we are all shitting on this arsehole, (for seemingly good reason) i’ll add that he’s a turd, a big steaming turd for doing this to his kids as well.