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So This is Where Lindsay’s Been Hiding Her Coke Stash

And she’s thinking, ‘Damn, B, I paid through the nose for this shit!’

Lindsay-Everyone-Claims-She’s-Gonna-Die-Soon-Lohan leaves a house party on Saturday night and looks every bit the part.

God, Lindsay.  You’re a fucking mess. Your self-tanner’s stained your palms, your gum lines are receding, your pupils are big enough for Gabby Sidibe to walk through … if this wasn’t such an apparent, time-after-time lack of self-regard, I’d start to feel pretty badly for you.

And in case you were wondering, no, I have not a fuck’s clue as to what that shit actually is.

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  • Get to edge of table.. slip off shoes.. distract the coke users.. clutch your belly with one arm while extending the other scream with pain and fall forward, swoop with one hand over the mirror surface while some of the crowd yelps with fear, some with anger, other’s with concern you will barf and make an excuse you haven’t eaten in four days and slowly stand, profusely thank a ardent fan and accept a drink with cherries and orange section and gobble them down with the vodka chaser, while slipping on your shoes and rush out of that joint.. SCORE! Damn! It’s the papps!

  • I’ve been reading elsewhere that it’s talc or some other foot powder to keep her shoes/feet from smelling horrific (obviously applied excessively while shitfaced–how else do you explain the Pigpen-like cloud flying up around as she walks). Regardless, it’s still fucking hilarious.

  • It’s probably talcom powder (baby powder). I have used it in my shoes when I am not wearing tights/stockings because it keeps your feet smelling nice and keeps swelling down in tight shoes

    • That’s what I thought too, but DAMN she dumped in a TON right before walking outside! It’s like her shoes are walking chalk bags. Poor Linds.

  • And she looks like she’s about 45 years old. Does no one in this world have any leverage over her? Obviously not her parents, but anyone? A grandparent, an aunt or uncle?

    Has the judge who has been reviewing her probation zero clue about what she’s been doing to herself?

    • As a 40 something myself, I take offense to your post. Lindsay is in her own category. Most 40 year olds don’t look this f-ed up.

      • Speaking for the 50 somethings, we don’t look that bad even on hot flash days. Jesus what a waste of youth!

  • The thing is, when she dies, how many hundreds of people will cry and say they wished she had gotten help, and she was such a special person?
    Self-destruction is sad to watch – and even more heartbreaking to feel.
    She looks so old and beaten down emotionally.
    I feel enormous compassion for her pain, even though I wouldn’t be able to save her. Only she can do that. And it doesn’t look like she wants to badly enough.
    Too bad her parents don’t have the kindness or the power to forcibly send her to a 2 YEAR rehab where she had to stay 24/7 for that whole time, plus get LOTS of self-esteem and self-respect counseling.
    Pity her and just be VERY glad it isn’t you going through what she is. Her inner life must be utter hell.

    • It’s unfortunate that I had to read thirty posts to find one other person who has sympathy for her. I totally agree with you.

  • WTF is the matter with her arm pit? I saw an interview with her the other night, I was really shocked by just how… OLD she looked. Not good.

  • She used to be pretty, now she’s on her way to Courtney Loveville. Directors won’t touch her, and how long do you think it’s going to be before designers or club owners move on as well? She’s lost control, and she’s a mess. Sad.