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Are You Guys Down With Jemi or WHAT?!?!?! WOOOOOO!!!! GET PSYCHED!!!

People.com has this story up right now. Their headline is “Demi Lovato Wants the World to Know She Loves Joe Jonas”, which made me LOL. I was pretty hard on these two at first, but then I thought about it and I was like, “Fuck it! Their young kids in love.” And Demi’s gushing about Joe during an interview with a Canadian entertainment show sounded pretty much like any high school aged chick going on and on about how bananas she is about her boyfriend. Remember your high school sweetheart and you thought you’d totally “found the one” and that you guys would “be together forever” and “keep the baby if you got pregnant”? That’s what she sounded like.

The choice quotes from her interview:

On dating Joe: “It’s amazing! It’s a great feeling! When you’re in love, you want the world to know!”

On their gossip rag nickname: “They call us ‘Jemi,’ which I think is pretty funny,”

On how out-of-control wild it is that she’s a celebrity and that someone might recognize her and ask her about her boyfriend that she publicly swoons over: “It’s really weird, because random strangers will be like, ‘How’s Joe?’ And I’m just like, ‘What?’ But it’s fun. It’s really special, and we’re having a good time.”

Anyway, so I’m totes on team Jemi now, guys! Great for them! They’re like the new Justin & Britney (OMFG, they fuckin’ wish.) Their break up will probably be epic. Not like “Demi has sex with Wade Robson and they both write break up albums and ridiculously dramatic music videos to explain their side of the story and then they have a dance-off in an NYC nightclub to ‘settle the score'”-awesome, but I bet some kind of scandalous business will go down.

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    • maybe this is why Beet is looking for a new writer with “Impeccable spelling and grammar”…maybe Molls is on her way out :(

      • I HOPE SO.

        The punctuation on the wrong side of the quotation marks drives me NUTS. Impeccable spelling and grammar are not present.

      • more annoying for me is the simple first-grade missuses of

        there
        their
        they’re

        you’re
        you

        it’s
        its

        God, it is just not that hard – especially for someone who gets PAID to write…

      • I’m a professor and if I had a dollar for every time I saw these errors in my students’ papers…

        I’d say a few of them are typos, but the majority are cases where the students don’t know any better.

      • *Misuses* Missuses are mistresses of households; also, the word is missuses is used as a slang term to reference wives. Just pointing this out. No ‘snark’ intended. Simple error.
        You’ve been candid and pointed with what you’ve said on this string of comments; I agree with the crux of what you’ve said.

      • you have just incorrectly used the word misuses in a sentence!! if molls MISUSES words, MISUSE is a VERB. if there is MISUSE of words in moll’s post then MISUSE is a noun. MISUSES is not the plural for MISUSE. god, it is just not that hard…

      • Actually, misscognito, misuses is both the plural of the noun misuse and the present indicative of the verb misuse for he, she, and it.
        The verb and the noun forms of misuse conjugate similarly to the verb and the noun forms of the word abuse (e.g. He abuses (v.) his power & investigating abuses (n.) of power).

      • *To be more precise and accurate, verbs are conjugated. Conjugation is the inflection of verbs; declension is the inflection of pronouns, nouns, and adjectives.*

    • dude, i KNOW. come ON. i hate it when people fuck up on their/there/they’re and your/you’re.

  • WHY is nobody saying that this is all staged by the respective corporations that OWN THESE KIDS ASSES UNTIL THEY’RE 21? While I’m so sure Disney Prototype #33145 is totally in love with Disney Prototype $56443, I’m EVEN SURER that this is all bullshit spun up to make 12 year old girls have orgasms.

  • I need to go to a self help group!

    I screw up there and their all the time! I get the rest but I am a self admitted lamo on the other two!

    I have a college degree (2 of them) to respectable universities and I work in the legal field!

    I just can not get it. I suck bigtime at spelling.

    I shall blame spell/grammar check or Atari, my Grandmother was correct, the computers think for us and rot our brains.

    Damn it!

    I will never be called a snob that is for sure.

  • I happen to agree it is a Disney attention glam.

    Face it Disney own’s the Jonas family. Dont forget the bonus Jonas, who is a horrible horrible mix of the older three, like little Miley what is her name.

    So they all make nice nice, and make the millions.

    My kids are too young for this stuff yet-Praise the Lord!

    I will panic when Thomas & friends start dating. I see Duncan and Emily chuffin by the tree. Come on, any parent with little kids are grinning!

    sign me-

    horrible speller/grammar glamma

    or coboot.

    I mean no offence-If i did you would know.

  • Wow, I bet most of you nagging, nitpicking bitches are either divorced or have a husband with some fluff on the side. Get over it already. Go yell at the dog or smack your kids or up your valium dose.

  • Molls, fuck the haters, that last paragraph (flaws and all) was hilarious. Stop worrying about the grammar people and read the gossip! That shit was hysterical, “They’re like the new Justin & Britney (OMFG, they fuckin’ wish.) Their break up will probably be epic. Not like “Demi has sex with Wade Robson and they both write break up albums and ridiculously dramatic music videos to explain their side of the story and then they have a dance-off in an NYC nightclub
    to ’settle the score’”-awesome, but I bet some kind of scandalous business will go down.”