Mar 28, 2010 at 11:22 am by Sarah

Evidently, Rebecca Gayheart grunted out her own little bundle of joy about three weeks ago and somehow, I missed this epic milestone in the former Noxema girl’s life.  Gah.  Gayheart gave birth to little Billie Beatrice (a name that I’m actually digging … you know, nothing like ‘Apple’ or ‘Television Remote’) on March 3rd and I missed it because I was on vacation. Never. Happen. Again.

Gayheart was spotted out earlier this week, similar to every other Hollywood staple, looking as if she hadn’t carried a baby in her nether regions for nine months.  In short, she looks fabulous.

Congratulations to Gayheart and husband Eric Dane and hopefully, this child’ll straighten out their crazy, drug-fueled ménage à trois-havin’ asses.

4 Responses to “Rebecca Gayheart Had a Baby and I Didn’t Even Know It”

  1. Lindsay says:

    she’s the kind of person I don’t think should have kids.. you know, cause she killed one when she was in such a god damn hurry to go nowhere important when the cars ahead of her weren’t moving. just sayin’.

  2. blah says:

    I know what you mean. Can you imagine the irony if someone else is in a hurry seven years from now? Lifetime movie for sure.

  3. BEEBOP says:

    LOOKS LIKE OUR LITTLE SARAH WAS RAISED RIGHT. GOOD TO HAVE YOU ON BOARD.

  4. foom says:

    It is awesome! My friend Pual I met on –meetingrich.com– just recommended it to me! I really like it!

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