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Evidently there’s a long-lost sex tape floating around with Jimi Hendrix’s name on it. And his peter, among other nude things.
The film is titled Jimi Hendrix: The Story of the Lost Sex Tape and it’ll be released on May 3rd. The video is said to include eleven minutes of Hendrix doing the do and probably under some kind of psychedelic influence. I hope that there’ll be floating mushrooms super-imposed all over the film, ’cause it’d be just so damned literal in so many ways.
You can check out the flick’s “official” trailer, which was so obviously filmed by a 1960′s groupie, ’cause not only does it make no sense, the almost-sixty year-old woman uses terms like “freakin’ out” and discusses “pubes.”
What about you guys? Interested in seeing posthumous penis or should some things be better left buried?
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7 Responses to “I Do Not Want to See a Dead Musician’s Sex Tape. Ever.”
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Brad from LFO Never Harassed All Those Women He Harassed
LOLLLLLLLLLL @meh ‘I think it’s funny he thinks he was ever famous’ HAHHAHHHA I am curious to see if the ‘band’ starts touring again soon (with a new 3rd member of course). Wonder if he really is a... -
OMG, New Breaking Dawn Posters!
You’ve pinpointed the EXACT reason I cannot bear KStew in these films. Agreed, the character is paper thin (as best), but at least there was some semblance of charm in the way she is written in the books. There is no charm in her acting, no... -
Brad from LFO Never Harassed All Those Women He Harassed
I don’t think god would like ne1 that tlks lyk ths.
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EVER! Agreed.
Definitely watching it.
Once you watch black, you never go back. Your husband is fucked.
What makes you think my husband is white?
Do any of your readers even know who he is?
he’s a dead black dude that could play the guitar fairly well. beyond that, who gives a shit, really.
That’s not just some groupie — that’s Cynthia Plaster Caster! If you don’t know about her, watch the documentary. http://www.amazon.com/Plaster-Caster-Cynthia/dp/B00009IAXY
She’s amazing!