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Today in Worst Movie Concepts Ever …

Tom Cruise is slated to play a cowboy in his upcoming flick, Paper Wings. What’s next, Elton John playing a muscle-bound oil-rigger who can’t get enough female prostitutes under his belt? Tcha.

The story’s supposed to revolve around Cruise playing a rough-and-tumble rodeo champ who woos an up-and-coming country singing star, a role that Reese Witherspoon is allegedly considering.   Sources say that the two are currently in talks to join the cast.

Hope he doesn’t get any of his fake teeth knocked out in any super-amazing lassoing scenes … I heard they stopped making that kind in 1987.

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