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Bad Girls Club Recap: Holy Reunion Episode (Part 1)!

This week is the first of a two part reunion episode hosted by the one, the only, Perez Hilton!  He refers to the girls as “eight of the craziest bitches I have ever seen!”  And from what we have seen this season, he is totally right.  Amber starts the reunion with some big news: She’s preggers!  And she proudly lifts up her dress to show us her 18-week plump belly.  The four ‘survivors’ of the show, Kendra, Amber, Annie, and Lexie, start off by reviewing their road trip at the end of the season.  They totally DITCHED Annie on this trip and you can tell by the tears in her eyes that she is still pretty upset about it.  One thing that stuck out to me is that Lexie doesn’t act like a total moron.  Is it possible she was fake the whole season?  She had me fooled!

Next we welcome Kate whose hair was looking faker than ever!  Oh god, I forgot how much I dislike this girl.  However, this reunion episode gave her a chance to explain her mental and emotional exhaustion in the house which caused her to be so cruel.  I call FAKE, Kate.

Next we get the ‘self-proclaimed baddest bitch of them all,’ Natalie.  Ohhhhhhh Natalie . . .  This is when Perez whips out his water gun and explains that if anyone misbehaves he will not hesitate to use it.  My favorite part?  He tells Natalie that she most CERTAINLY does NOT run L.A., that no one knows her last name, and that he runs L.A.  Natalie then reveals that there is a secret she and Kendra never revealed . . . Kendra had sex with Marcus.  I’m a little confused, didn’t we already assume that?

Then we get a video montage of Kate’s change from reliable friend to bad girl brat.  It’s kind of hard to remember that she ever had friends, right?  My favorite part is when Kate says she ‘never got sloppy drunk like everyone else in the house.’  Uhhhhh, what?  You are so fake (and full of it), Kate!  She must keep all this crap in her hair because it’s big and fake.  In the VERY FIRST episode Kate binge eats hot dogs and pretends to give the wall art a blow job.  She is even faker than ever and apparently learned nothing from the show.  However, she does sum Natalie up pretty well: “You have NO money and you suck dick for the money you do have.”  I think this is fairly accurate, does anyone else agree?  Annie then tries to say something nice about Natalie.  I think Annie has reached a limit on her drama tolerance and is being very fake during the reunion in order to stay out of the line of fire.

The we find out Kate and Paul are back together and LIVING TOGETHER despite the fact that she cheated on him with a girl and acted like a total bitch to everyone in the house.  Kate makes the promise ‘no more girls’ and her boyfriend pretends he no longer considers what she did cheating.  I hope they enjoy living together in their fantasy world.

Kate and Natalie get into it again over Kate’s racism and Natalie spits in Kate face.  Security breaks it up and Perez puts Natalie in her place with his big squirt gun.  AWESOME.  On behalf of myself and many BGC viewers, thank you, Perez!  He AGAIN takes Natalie down a notch by reiterating she does not run L.A., telling her she has a small brain, and commenting on her acne.  The saddest part?  Natalie doesn’t stick up for herself to Perez.  She is so desperate for guys and famous people to like her she just takes it.  Natalie is full of it.  She pretends to be tough but will take anything from a person in a position of authority because she’s a gold digger.

Next it is revealed that Annie put things in Kate’s food to make her fat.  It turns out she only gained 6 pounds, but that’s like 100 to girls with eating disorders, right?  Kate doesn’t seem to upset but I think on the inside she was very angry.

Following is a montage of the many men of Kendra.  She is a baller and at least Kendra is totally real about all the ass she got.  You can keep up with her love life on Love Games: Bad Girls Need Love Too where ex-Bad Girls Kendra, Cookie, and Sarah live in a house with some very attractive men.  I cannot wait for this show.  It’s Bad Girls Club with more hook-ups and more drama.  Can you even believe that?  The show premiers Tuesday March 16th at 11/10 Central.

The next girl to join the reunion show? FLO wearing some kick-ass thigh-high boots.  She said “I left because I didn’t wanna kill nobody.”  It seems like Flo hasn’t really had enough time to recuperate from her horrible exit from the house.  As a reminder, Flo was very upset when she left the house and the girls kicked her while she was down by throwing water balloons at her while she hobbled to the car.  That’s low, ladies, real low.  Just as soon as she sits down Flo and Natalie get into it and Flo attacks Natalie!  This is where the 1st reunion episode ends but previews show we will get to chat with Portia next week.  I can’t wait!

Make sure to tune into the Bad Girls Club Tuesday nights at 10/9 central and get the dirt each week at

7 CommentsLeave a comment

  • Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at an age gap dating site- A_ge_m_in_g l e @ c//o//m a nice and free place for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

  • That pretty much sums it up about the reunion and the girls. Natalie and Kate are two of the nastiest and dumbest bitches ever!!! Flo kicks ass and I’m so glad Natalie got her ass beat!!! She needs more!! Can’t wait til the second part!!

  • The person (skipabeet) writing this sounds just as bitter and bitchy as the girls on the show. I thought this was a recap, not the period lady’s opinion.

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