Mar 17, 2010 at 11:51 am by Molls

Kate Gosselin’s Pennsylvania Dutch, duh. Obviously homegirl had a rough time making it across NYC today on foot. First she had a pack of photographers following her (not that she minded, I’m sure) and then she got detoured by the St. Patty’s (OR PADDY’S! DON’T SHIT YOURSELF IN THE COMMENTS! PICK WHICHEVER ONE YOU LIKE AND GO WITH THAT!) Day parade. Also, I’m going to get drunk at lunch today. Just wanted to let you guys know.

27 Responses to “The Unluck of The Non-Irish”

  1. Good Lord says:

    You’re not getting drunk at breakfast anymore molls?

    Oh, I’m sorry, that’s when you get high.

    • Anonymous says:

      what is wrong with you?

      • H says:

        $100 bucks says Good Lord got preggers as a teen, married a dude with no abdominal definition, and now her kid has FAS face which she has to explain away to everybody who sees it.

    • melly says:

      hey, what’s wrong with getting high at breakfast? i think it’s a perfectly good time to get high. pancakes and joints.

      and molls, i’m really hoping that the title of this post is an allusion to the disney channel original movie the luck of the irish. it’s prob not, but i wish. (they’ve been playing that movie alot lately, ok.)

  2. AshleyStorm says:

    Is Kate wearing a wig?

  3. Anonymous says:

    Girl, just be happy they’re not attacking you for once. Leave that Skeeto boner killer to it to and get them off your back for like ten minutes!

  4. anonymous says:

    I love how she color coordinated with her “bodyguard” :P It is me or is she looking old and haggard a la Pamela Anderson???

    • Another Amanda says:

      I know…and holly hell…she is supposedly only 32!!!! I’m 30. I know I don’t have that many lines. Is that what two years will do to my face??? Plus, is it only me – that outfit annoys me.

      • Laurie says:

        I think that is what being married to a douchetard and popping out 30 kids will do to you so I’m sure you will be fine :)

      • Alzaetia says:

        That’s what two years and eight kids will do to your face…

  5. Missy says:

    Her new extensions look really, really bad!!! I didn’t realize she had to get extra trashy for DWTS.

  6. melissa says:

    this post confused me….am I a moron or does the writing just suck?

  7. melissa says:

    her makeup looks bad b/c it is the stage makeup that only looks good on tv, same with the hair.

  8. werrt says:

    Sadly, My boyfriend and I broke up a month ago. yeah.. i’m young ,beautiful,lonely and still hurting.i need someone to love ….My friends told me about A_g_e_m_i_n_g_l_e @ c.//o.//m and i got curious about it.. they met their boyfriends there.,It is said that it’s the best place to meet a older boyfriend or a younger girlfriend. .So i got a username AnnaBaby there in order to find a new boyfriend. is it wrong?

  9. jeneria says:

    If hadn’t had to teach until 4, I would have totally been drinking outside on the first sunny day in months. I hate having to be responsible.

  10. Malia says:

    I actually thought that was funny Molls. Lol. So very true!

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