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Do You Think a Single Father Has Been Dressing Dannielynn?

Sunday is a day for reflection, so I think we should all take a moment out to check in on Anna Nicole’s daughter, Dannielynn Birkhead. Dannie went to the park with her father Larry Birkhead in Los Angeles yesterday and it looks like the two of them are doing just fine. For the most part, anyway. Only a single father would bring his daughter out of the house in jeans covered in fake flowers, and you know that’s true. Poor guy’s just trying to do right by his kid, but those pants… those are hideous. Anna probably would have loved them, though. There’s that.

How gorgeous is Dannielynn, BTW?

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  • She is a beautiful child. And the pants look like something a 3 year old “girly” girl would choose to wear. I hope she manages to grow up into a levelheaded adult. It would be nice to have a survivor of that whole screwed up situation make it.

    • What does Larry do? Pimp out his daughter every time he needs some money?? Has to be scary for a child. She is adorable, but seriously harshly judging a child’s clothes is ridiculous.

  • bless her heart. she looks healthy and happy and loved. what more could anna have wanted for her daughter? she is beautiful and looks just like her mother. larry seems to be a kind and loving father, good for him. God bless them both.

  • Cute kid – looks like a woman bought that outfit though. Don’t tell me that this guy has no female help with his child. Is Dannie’s left eye a little crossed?

    He does look pissed – maybe paparazzi who stalk kids’ playgrounds are of an especially venal variety (although it’s hard to see how you can get worse than your average stalker-for-a-buck).

  • I think the pants are adorable, and I’m pretty sure my 4 year old niece would love to wear them as well

  • Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at~ Ag_e_mi_n_g_l_e.c.o.m ~a nice and free place for younger women and older men, or older women and younger men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

  • She does look just like her mother, Larry looks exhausted, but more important than the pants, is the smile on that little girls face, she seems like a really happy, loved child, and it doesn’t look staged at all to me…if it was planned..Larry would look a lot better than he does.

  • Are ya crazzy.. my teen daughter sewed small rainbow and unicorn decals, fake daisy and tiny dangle beads on her jeans and now everyone is copying her fun-funky design in school.

  • The kid looks happy and healthy. I was never a big fan of Larry’s but at least he wasn’t complicit in killing the child’s mother like every other asshole that was in her life. Good for the both of them.

  • i think molls is officially the worst thing that happened to evil beet.

    WHERE IS WENDIE? WHY HAS SHE LEFT US WITH THIS EVIL MOLLS TROLL?

  • I want those jeans. And yes, since I got busted keeping up with evilbeet at work, I’m so damn behind on all the important stuff in life, like how adorable Dannielynn is, and btw I always thought LB was hot. ANS did, so there.