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Erin Muller, Michael Lohan’s Ex, Has a GPS on Her Undercarriage

Just when you thought the Lohan clan couldn’t get any worse, Michael Lohan goes ahead and outdoes his own previous attempts to solidify the public’s notion that he’s bat-shit crazy.

Erin Muller, the woman who Lohan allegedly kicked in the crotch, claims that Lohan placed a GPS tracking device on the “undercarriage” of her car and used the device to stalk her — everywhere she went.

The estranged couple is not foreign to public drama and sue-crazy tactics; Michael attempted to sue Muller for defamation of character and Muller allegedly retaliated by crying physical abuse. Muller is now speaking with attorneys regarding her rights as a private citizen and exploring her (newest) options for litigation.

This guy (not unlike the rest of his dysfunctional family) is a total douchenozzle. Someone needs to stick something in or around Lohan’s undercarriage, like, yesterday, but I can’t imagine anyone truly wanting to get close enough to do it.

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  • He is so creepy and slimy. I can’t imagine how much this woman must’ve wanted her 2 minutes in order to have anything to do with him. Gross.