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Mar 10, 2010 at 03:39 pm by Evil Beet














































































































Her father has been tweeting the praises of this attorney, but a quick check of the New York Bar Association shows she is no longer allowed to practice law or file anything but her taxes, they used a “legal” attorney who is a current bar member. I think both her parents know her career is over and are willing to try to get some go away money from E-Trade, pay her something – or rather her deadbeat sociopathic parents.
This pretty much proves they know she is one step in the grave and they want some walking around money as a parting gift for living off of her for the last 23 years.
Holy paragraphs Batman, working on a novel Beet?
I, for one, am so happy that Beet is posting regularly again. I will take long paragraphs over Molls’ choppy, typo-lishous writing any day!
I agree! Can’t stand Molls and love that EB is posting!
Uh, I believe you mean “typo-licious.”
(I had to go there…I hope you understand.)
You’re awesome.
Hah hah, yeah, you’re right. I struggled with that when I posted (not really something you can spellcheck)!
E-Trade is paying her for this. Their stock just went up massively from all the media attention and the money they are paying her is well worth it. Any publicity is good publicity.
OMG! I just bought some “Lindsay” olives at CVS. I bet they are saying that Lindsay Lohan is pickled in brine. I sense another lawsuit.