Mar 10, 2010 at 03:39 pm by Evil Beet

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9 Responses to “Is Lindsay Lohan Really the One Behind Her E-Trade Lawsuit?”

  1. Jinxy says:

    Her father has been tweeting the praises of this attorney, but a quick check of the New York Bar Association shows she is no longer allowed to practice law or file anything but her taxes, they used a “legal” attorney who is a current bar member. I think both her parents know her career is over and are willing to try to get some go away money from E-Trade, pay her something – or rather her deadbeat sociopathic parents.

    This pretty much proves they know she is one step in the grave and they want some walking around money as a parting gift for living off of her for the last 23 years.

  2. evilbeetdouche says:

    Holy paragraphs Batman, working on a novel Beet?

  3. Grace Jones says:

    E-Trade is paying her for this. Their stock just went up massively from all the media attention and the money they are paying her is well worth it. Any publicity is good publicity.

  4. pufinstuf says:

    OMG! I just bought some “Lindsay” olives at CVS. I bet they are saying that Lindsay Lohan is pickled in brine. I sense another lawsuit.

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