Mar 09, 2010 at 07:08 am by Evil Beet

That’s a trick question, y’all, like “How many licks does it take to get the center of a Tootsie Pop?” NOBODY KNOWS because that goddamn owl keeps fucking everything up.

I have no idea where I’m trying to go with this post.

Lindsay Lohan — who is definitely not designing for Ungaro anymore, and they want to make damn sure you know that — spent yet another day trolling around Paris in godawful clothes. Several different sets of godawful clothes. Enjoy them all in the gallery below.

2 Responses to “How Many Outfits Does It Take for Lindsay Lohan to Spend a Day in Paris?”

  1. evilbeetdouche says:

    Who the hell is that three-fingered motherfucker on the left?

  2. BELLADONNA says:

    she’s marketing these leggings??? her thighs look like the legs and thighs of my mom’s 25 lb. turkey last thanksgiving.

    i thought coke made you cute and skinny. it also impacts your judgment and self perception.

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