Heidi Montag does the obligatory Funny or Die spoof on her use of plastic to pay for her plastic appendages. While it’s interesting to see the way her face sometimes-does and sometimes-doesn’t move (and that … odd, radioactive glow) it’s still a pretty lame attempt at humor. I went into this rather optimistically, thinking that maybe Montag would take a swipe at her own monstrous plastic surgery overhaul, but it turned into a commercial for the Consumer Protection Act instead. And an un-funny one at that.
I dunno. I thought Lindsay Lohan’s Funny or Die was way funnier, even if it had a more self-deprecating tone to it. If anyone’s Hollywood pseudo-alter ego needs a little bit of funnying up, it’s definitely Heidi’s.
Be sure to watch for Spencer “Toolbox” Pratt’s cameo appearance. This whole thing was probably his idea, anyway.
omfg. i dont give a flying f*** if she’s showing she has a sense of humor. SHE LOOKS LIKE A PORN STAR!!!!!!!! she should never be on TV again, i didn’t know it was THIS bad when i saw the photo… please go away forever!!!!!!!
pretty girl, but those rocks are a bit too large
Her face looks really, really terrible. Like bloated and shiney… and for some reason her head just looks gigantic on her body.
Her breasts look horrible. Just awful.
I hope for her sake that in our lifetime they figure out a way to reverse these surgeries. ::shaking head in sadness::
you know. i could probably get over the boobs, lots of people have huge fake boobs…. but that face. dear god i feel bad for her. it like doesnt move. her cheeks are stuck and she literally looks like plastic. sad. even though i hated her anyways.
HER CHEEKS. you are right about that one, i dont think they moved once as she talked…scary!
GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!!
and so so so so not funny.
Yeah, not funny at all.. except for Spencer sitting cross-legged with his healing bracelets on.
that made me smile a little bit.
I don’t mind the boobs (mainly because I want boobs too – just not this big), but the face looked overly shiny and just….odd. Sort of like Marlon Wayan’s in “White Chicks”.
I’m not going to watch this video because I just ate, but I liked your joke about Spencer toolbox Pratt. That made me giggle. :)
i was pleasantly surprised.
Damn, you bitches got the long knives out. At least the Oscars are over. That shit is as lame as Stephen Hawking with a cane.
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